"I just got my ass kicked by a 69 year old man"

[PD Turk]

Found on FB

[AzDar]

1. Loves it!

[Cha]

2. ryan's a dumb ass lyin' kid..definitely out of

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his league!

[Scootaloo]

22. Being one, I dislike having this mook compared to punks

But yeah, "smarmy brat" kept flashing in my head.

[Cha]

26. I changed it! I'm old enough

that "punk" was not a good thing so I didn't think about being a punkist!

[PDJane]

3. That's delightful!

[barnabas63]

4. Joe's got 'old man strength.' nt

[jsmirman]

20. Old Man Strength, lol

Do not fuck with Old Man Strength

[Vogon_Glory]

5. To Paraphrase PJ O'Rourke

To paraphrase PJ O'Rourke (I take perverse pleasure at citing right-wingers), "Age and gray hair beats youth and bad hair-styling."

Way to go, Vice-President Joe! Yaaay!

[Incitatus]

6. K&R

[LisaL]

7. So true.

[Kurovski]

8. I. Love. It.

KR

[Kurovski]

9. Ya know...he'd make a great Muppet.

he'd be very easy to create in a recognizable way.

[pokerfan]

10. Maher tweet

Maher tweet: Hello, 9 1 1? There's an old man beating a child on my tv!

[SunSeeker]

16. LOL nt

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

11. K & R. nt

[spiderpig]

12. And a really attractive 69-year-old man to this 61-year-old

(with all respect to Jill)

Lyin' Ryan can't hold a candle to our Joe.

And yes, he does look like a Muppet*

I love Muppets, but Ryan makes me gag. Yay Elmo!

[SunSeeker]

18. Dunno about Ryan looking like a muppet. Maybe Gollum.

[spiderpig]

19. Guess I'm just an optimist.

But Ryan truly creeps me out. I hate everything he stands for - let alone that smug, smirking visage. If it were up to him, I'd be marched to a recycling center and manufactured into Soylent Green.

Bastard.

[Jennicut]

21. Ryan is not attractive to me at all. I don't get when the MSM pushes that.

His workout pics are so douchey. I would take Biden over him and the man is older then my father. And Paul Ryan is older then me. Sincerity beats smarmy smugness any day.

[spiderpig]

24. You've got that right, Jennicut

Don't know if you remember the Bush #1 campaign, where he selected (or had selected for him) Dan Quayle as running mate because he was supposed to be "attractive to women". Say what??? He was a moron/moran. And I found that whole thought process offensive and degrading to women.

Joe is attractive. Barack (we're on a first name basis through constant email - can't contribute guys - I'm broke) is attractive. It's not just their looks, which are fine, but their character. The genuine affection they have for their families.

You know what I mean.

[Scootaloo]

25. Well, to be fair, when you compare him to the other freaks in the GOP...

For instance, Yertle the Turtle here...


Ol' Jeb having a tantrum...


Chris Christie is a total mouth-breather...


Behold the ferret queen


And of course, no Republican pageant would be complete without John "proof that white supremacists are wrong" Sununu


So, yeah, with that shit as your starting line, Ryan has quite a nice head start.

[KurtNYC]

27. Wishnik Troll doll with a backward baseball cap

(and nothing downstairs.)

[VespertineIconoclast]

13. I love it! n/t

[NightOwwl]

14. haha!

[SunSeeker]

15. That's right you little punk. Now go change your shorts.

[anneboleyn]

17. so true, so true

[busterbrown]

23. Lets admit it........

This huge win tonight takes a lot of pressure off all of us
for a little while. There has been a lot of bickering between
us concerning Obama's performance last week and it wasn't
pretty.Joe's performance tonight will allow us to move forward
together again and get back the Mojo we lost for a couple of days
after the 1st debate.

[donco]

28. look on the bright side

you most likely wouldn't have to lie if you were competing with Joe in a marathon .