Could That Closing Statement Have BEEN Any More Rehearsed?

[ChoppinBroccoli]

How many hours did Paul Lyin's handlers spend teaching him exactly how many seconds to pause between points, and when to add the sympathetic head tilt, or the arching of the eyebrows, or how to precisely raise and lower the inflection of his voice? That was the closest thing to a pre-recorded statement I've ever seen a human being give.

And here's the best part of it: it came off as FAKE, FAKE, FAKE!!! If there's one thing voters absolutely HATE in a candidate, it's the smell of FAKE. And Paul Lyin' REEKED of it tonight. Uncle Joe was 100% authentic from start to finish.

[RKP5637]

1. Fake = Fake = Romney = Ryan! n/t