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Sun Mar 7, 2021, 10:27 PM

Notice to Evangelical Oaf Keeper Types

You might here this in Court:

Oaf Keeper: "But judge, I'm saved, I'm going to Heaven."

Judge: "That could be, but first first you're going to prison."

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Reply Notice to Evangelical Oaf Keeper Types (Original post)
kairos12 Mar 7 OP
malaise Mar 7 #1
magicarpet Mar 7 #2
rpannier Mar 7 #3
central scrutinizer Mar 7 #4
TomSlick Mar 7 #5
kairos12 Mar 8 #7
TomSlick Mar 8 #8
brewens Mar 8 #6
TomSlick Mar 8 #9

Response to kairos12 (Original post)

Sun Mar 7, 2021, 10:34 PM

1. I love this thread

Off to the greatest page just because

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Response to kairos12 (Original post)

Sun Mar 7, 2021, 10:34 PM

2. But first you have a debt to pay society for your insurrection,...


... then you can go play canasta with Jesus,.. or whatever you have in mind.

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Response to kairos12 (Original post)

Sun Mar 7, 2021, 10:41 PM

3. Better hope the rapture comes quickly

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Response to kairos12 (Original post)

Sun Mar 7, 2021, 11:06 PM

4. I call them Oaf Creepers

They’re oafs and creepy

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Response to kairos12 (Original post)

Sun Mar 7, 2021, 11:45 PM

5. Quote from O Brother Where Art Thou.

Pete:
The Preacher said it absolved us.

Ulysses Everett McGill:
For him, not for the law. I'm surprised at you, Pete, I gave you credit for more brains than Delmar.

Delmar O'Donnell:
But they was witnesses that seen us redeemed.

Ulysses Everett McGill:
That's not the issue Delmar. Even if that did put you square with the Lord, the State of Mississippi's a little more hard-nosed.

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Response to TomSlick (Reply #5)

Mon Mar 8, 2021, 12:20 AM

7. Love that movie. Perfect

Oaf keepers: “boys were in a tight spot.”

And no Pomade to be had.

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Response to kairos12 (Reply #7)

Mon Mar 8, 2021, 02:27 PM

8. Agreed.

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Response to kairos12 (Original post)

Mon Mar 8, 2021, 12:12 AM

6. There has to be some kind of Jesusy reason why prison is good. Jesus may even be in there.

Ask around.

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Response to brewens (Reply #6)

Mon Mar 8, 2021, 02:31 PM

9. Lots of folks find Jesus in jail or prison, so he must spend a lot of time there.

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