Fri Feb 26, 2021, 06:39 PM
meadowlander (4,068 posts)
And I have a new favorite "Dumbass Capitol Rioter Gets Busted" story...
"On or about January 22, 2021, Anna Morgan-Lloyd went to the Greene County Sheriff's Office ("GCSD" ) to obtain a firearms permit. While processing the application, a GCSD employee recognized Morgan-Lloyd as a person that posted on Facebook about the January 6th events at the US capitol... GCSD referred Morgan-Lloyd to the FBI"
https://extremism.gwu.edu/sites/g/files/zaxdzs2191/f/Dona%20Sue%20Bissey%20and%20Anna%20Morgan-Lloyd%20Statement%20of%20Facts.pdf I think this just edges out the stupidity of the multiple people who went there wearing their court-ordered ankle bracelets.
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meadowlander | Feb 2021 | OP |
gratuitous | Feb 2021 | #1 | |
leftieNanner | Feb 2021 | #2 | |
ProfessorGAC | Feb 2021 | #3 | |
leftieNanner | Feb 2021 | #4 | |
mezame | Feb 2021 | #12 | |
niyad | Feb 2021 | #6 | |
ProfessorGAC | Feb 2021 | #25 | |
meadowlander | Feb 2021 | #29 | |
underpants | Feb 2021 | #8 | |
SoCalNative | Feb 2021 | #9 | |
Hassin Bin Sober | Feb 2021 | #18 | |
FakeNoose | Feb 2021 | #5 | |
Mr.Bill | Feb 2021 | #7 | |
CaptainTruth | Feb 2021 | #10 | |
Mazeltov Cocktail | Feb 2021 | #11 | |
NJCher | Feb 2021 | #15 | |
SeattleVet | Feb 2021 | #19 | |
COL Mustard | Feb 2021 | #26 | |
LAS14 | Feb 2021 | #27 | |
meadowlander | Feb 2021 | #28 | |
Mazeltov Cocktail | Feb 2021 | #30 | |
GulfCoast66 | Feb 2021 | #31 | |
BobTheSubgenius | Feb 2021 | #13 | |
movingviolation | Feb 2021 | #14 | |
twodogsbarking | Feb 2021 | #16 | |
NJCher | Feb 2021 | #17 | |
SeattleVet | Feb 2021 | #20 | |
Jon King | Feb 2021 | #21 | |
Hassin Bin Sober | Feb 2021 | #22 | |
Evolve Dammit | Feb 2021 | #23 | |
mnmoderatedem | Feb 2021 | #24 |
Response to meadowlander (Original post)
Fri Feb 26, 2021, 06:42 PM
gratuitous (81,166 posts)
1. That's pretty good
I'm still awarding first prize to the dumbass who texted his ex and called her a moron from the middle of the fracas, only to have her turn him in.
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Response to meadowlander (Original post)
Fri Feb 26, 2021, 06:42 PM
leftieNanner (13,707 posts)
2. I like the guy
Who wore his work name badge on a lanyard, swinging from his neck.
The stupid really does hurt - because it makes us laugh so hard! |
Response to leftieNanner (Reply #2)
Fri Feb 26, 2021, 06:45 PM
ProfessorGAC (59,078 posts)
3. Wasn't He Wearing A Company Jacket, Too?
Or is that another major dumbass?
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Response to ProfessorGAC (Reply #3)
Fri Feb 26, 2021, 06:46 PM
leftieNanner (13,707 posts)
4. There are so many!!
It's difficult to keep track of all of them.
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Response to leftieNanner (Reply #4)
Fri Feb 26, 2021, 07:52 PM
mezame (295 posts)
12. If Someone Is Keeping Track...
...then they've struck comedic gold. They've got the best people doing all the work for them.
John Oliver, are you keeping track? Colbert? Jon Stewart? How 'bout Dave Chappelle? Tiffany Haddish? Even Hannah Gadsby - I bet she could rock an entire Netflix special about the Stoopid Que. Dollar to a doughnut anyone, that Monty Python is already on it? |
Response to ProfessorGAC (Reply #3)
Fri Feb 26, 2021, 07:10 PM
niyad (101,351 posts)
6. Are you thinking about the guy wearing his Team USA Olympic jacket?
Response to niyad (Reply #6)
Fri Feb 26, 2021, 09:04 PM
ProfessorGAC (59,078 posts)
25. No, But That's Another One
There was some drone from nearby (MD or VA) who wore his work jacket.
Got fired the next day and arrested a couple days later. So, now we're up to at least 3 of these geniuses. |
Response to ProfessorGAC (Reply #25)
Fri Feb 26, 2021, 09:23 PM
meadowlander (4,068 posts)
29. Also this:
Response to ProfessorGAC (Reply #3)
Fri Feb 26, 2021, 07:18 PM
underpants (176,715 posts)
8. The lanyard guy was in the staged pic with QBacca
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Response to ProfessorGAC (Reply #3)
Fri Feb 26, 2021, 07:23 PM
SoCalNative (4,613 posts)
9. I think that was another
rocket scientist.
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Response to leftieNanner (Reply #2)
Fri Feb 26, 2021, 08:38 PM
Hassin Bin Sober (25,621 posts)
18. Yeah, that guy was fired before the smoke even cleared
Response to meadowlander (Original post)
Fri Feb 26, 2021, 06:51 PM
FakeNoose (29,108 posts)
5. From the arrest warrant (excerpts)
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Response to meadowlander (Original post)
Fri Feb 26, 2021, 07:11 PM
Mr.Bill (20,932 posts)
7. Their definition of a law-abiding citizen.
Willing to break into the Capitol in Washington DC in a violent attempt to overthrow the government of the United States but applying for a permit for a gun.
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Response to meadowlander (Original post)
Fri Feb 26, 2021, 07:34 PM
CaptainTruth (5,848 posts)
10. The FBI must love social media!
So many of these idiots posted pics & video of themselves at the insurrection along with incriminating comments.
Usually stupidity has a detrimental effect on society, but this is one of the few cases where it's actually a benefit. |
Response to meadowlander (Original post)
Fri Feb 26, 2021, 07:35 PM
Mazeltov Cocktail (569 posts)
11. With all due respect...
The "special kind of stupid" award definitely goes to the guy who died by tasing himself in the balls...
... seriously, I would love to have heard that eulogy, I realize his death is a loss (no, it's not) and I'm not making fun of him (yes, I am) but not one of these trump insurrectionists can hold a candle (or a taser) to the sheer stupidity of this one. That said, I really appreciate these stories.😂😂😂😷 |
Response to Mazeltov Cocktail (Reply #11)
Fri Feb 26, 2021, 08:23 PM
NJCher (33,060 posts)
15. really???!!
I'm choked up.
With laughter. |
Response to Mazeltov Cocktail (Reply #11)
Fri Feb 26, 2021, 08:39 PM
SeattleVet (5,291 posts)
19. Looks like maybe he didn't tase the testes...
Response to SeattleVet (Reply #19)
Fri Feb 26, 2021, 09:06 PM
COL Mustard (4,917 posts)
26. In This Case It Doesn't Matter
It’s still a great story!
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Response to SeattleVet (Reply #19)
Fri Feb 26, 2021, 09:12 PM
LAS14 (13,225 posts)
27. I'm so grateful for Snopes. I give them $5 everytime I go there. nt
Response to SeattleVet (Reply #19)
Fri Feb 26, 2021, 09:16 PM
meadowlander (4,068 posts)
28. If you believe his wife
who also insists he definitely didn't go inside the building.
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Response to meadowlander (Reply #28)
Sat Feb 27, 2021, 09:26 AM
Mazeltov Cocktail (569 posts)
30. And that's a big "if"...
Plus, I hate when the truth gets in the way of a good story...
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Response to Mazeltov Cocktail (Reply #11)
Sat Feb 27, 2021, 09:37 AM
GulfCoast66 (11,949 posts)
31. Or the lady who was trampled to death
While carrying a don’t tread on me flag.
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Response to meadowlander (Original post)
Fri Feb 26, 2021, 08:01 PM
BobTheSubgenius (11,375 posts)
13. At least she can take comfort in the fact that she was trying to be a responsible gun owner.
Credit where credit's due.
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Response to meadowlander (Original post)
Fri Feb 26, 2021, 08:12 PM
movingviolation (310 posts)
14. Dumb, meet Ass.
Response to meadowlander (Original post)
Fri Feb 26, 2021, 08:30 PM
twodogsbarking (6,444 posts)
16. Where would we be without the agitators of the world attaching the electrodes of knowledge
to the nipples of ignorance.
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Response to meadowlander (Original post)
Fri Feb 26, 2021, 08:35 PM
NJCher (33,060 posts)
17. maybe we should make
this a weekly thread with all the new additions on it.
I haven't laughed this much in weeks. Imagine the FBI agents writing this stuff up in their offices. How do they keep a straight face? |
Response to NJCher (Reply #17)
Fri Feb 26, 2021, 08:40 PM
SeattleVet (5,291 posts)
20. If it's a weekly thread, it'll be huge!
Might have to go to daily for a while, while the FBI catches them all..
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Response to meadowlander (Original post)
Fri Feb 26, 2021, 08:42 PM
Jon King (1,910 posts)
21. This is why I am not really worried going forward....
The utter level of stupid of Trumpers....from stories like this to the dimwits who used Parler to plan their day....not exactly a scary bunch. These are not uni-bomber level of genius madmen who would actually worry people. These are instead some of our very dumbest.
Now that we have our guard up and Trump let us see their true colors, I like our chances of defeating them going forward. |
Response to meadowlander (Original post)
Fri Feb 26, 2021, 08:45 PM
Hassin Bin Sober (25,621 posts)
22. "It was the best day ever I'll never forget it!"
I bet you won’t
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Response to meadowlander (Original post)
Fri Feb 26, 2021, 08:47 PM
Evolve Dammit (14,702 posts)
23. My vote is for the FL Dr's husband stealing the podium and waving to the camera. Nice job.
Response to meadowlander (Original post)
Fri Feb 26, 2021, 08:49 PM
mnmoderatedem (3,634 posts)
24. I honestly think this type of thing eminates
from the highly distorted view of trump, and the fact he is never held accountable for anything.
Thus they do these things thinking they are bullet proof as well. Time will hopefully dispel those notions, as the recent ruling on trump's tax returns and subsequent investigation will hopefully take down their false prophet. |