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Wed Feb 17, 2021, 08:52 PM

My favorite Rush joke

So Rush dies and goes to Hell.

He's greeted by the Devil who tells him that there are 3 Rooms of Hell, and that since he had been so particularly evil on earth, Rush would be given the choice of which room he would spend eternity.

The first room the Devil took him to was the "Racists, Liars, Crooks and Hypocrites" room. Rush saw prominent Retrumplicans like Jesse Helms, Ronald Reagan and Richard Nixon. Rabid dogs were attacking and ripping them to pieces. After a painful death, they immediately came back to life and the dogs were released again.

Rush said; "Devil, I don't want to spend eternity here."

Moving on, the Devil took Rush to the "False Christian" room. Rush saw prominent Retrumplicans like Jerry Falwell, Strom Thurmond and Lee Atwater. Roman soldiers were beating them with whips, and then they were nailed to trees. Immediately after this painful death they were reanimated and the process started all over again.

Rush said; "I don't want to spend eternity here, but I noticed something...aren't there any Democrats in Hell?"

The Devil said; "there is one, but we need to go to the "Sex Room" to see him.

The Devil takes Rush to the Sex Room and there is soft music playing. Sumptuous food and fine wine overflow from a long candlelit table. On a heart shaped bed with fine sheets lays Bill Clinton. A beautiful young woman is performing fellatio on him for all eternity.

Rush exclaims; "I choose this room".

The Devil smiles, turns to the couple on the bed and says; "excuse me young lady, you're relieved".

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maxrandb Feb 17 OP
FoxNewsSucks Feb 17 #1
50 Shades Of Blue Feb 17 #2
dalton99a Feb 17 #3
BunnyMcGee Feb 17 #4
LSparkle Feb 17 #5
magicarpet Feb 17 #6
lpbk2713 Feb 17 #7
Grokenstein Feb 17 #8
wnylib Feb 17 #13
niyad Feb 17 #18
wnylib Feb 17 #19
niyad Feb 17 #20
wnylib Feb 18 #22
Blue Owl Feb 17 #9
In It to Win It Feb 17 #10
joe_stampingbull Feb 17 #11
BobTheSubgenius Feb 17 #12
NBachers Feb 17 #14
cayugafalls Feb 17 #15
Schmice3 Feb 17 #16
louis-t Feb 17 #17
True Dough Feb 17 #21

Response to maxrandb (Original post)

Wed Feb 17, 2021, 08:53 PM

1. That would be so fitting!

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Response to maxrandb (Original post)

Wed Feb 17, 2021, 08:55 PM

2. Poor Bill!

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Response to maxrandb (Original post)

Wed Feb 17, 2021, 08:55 PM

3. Kick

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Response to maxrandb (Original post)

Wed Feb 17, 2021, 08:59 PM

4. After stopping my coughing fit from reading the last line...

OMG perfect!

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Response to maxrandb (Original post)

Wed Feb 17, 2021, 08:59 PM

5. FUCK HIM!

This Devil ruined our country we need to never speak his name again.

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Response to maxrandb (Original post)

Wed Feb 17, 2021, 09:00 PM

6. Rush made such a big deal about that BJ. It serves him right to fill that slot as the provider,....

.... time around.

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Response to maxrandb (Original post)

Wed Feb 17, 2021, 09:04 PM

7. Be careful what you wish for.



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Response to maxrandb (Original post)

Wed Feb 17, 2021, 09:11 PM

8. I say!

Did Rushbo ever explain why he took a bottle of dick-up pills on a trip with the fellas, with Mrs. Rushbo not in attendance?

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Response to Grokenstein (Reply #8)

Wed Feb 17, 2021, 10:55 PM

13. You mean his trip to a Latin American country?

I don't remember which country for sure, but I think it was Honduras or El Salvador.

I thought the news reports said that he was there to visit brothels that have very young girls for their clients - like 10 to 15 year olds.

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Response to wnylib (Reply #13)

Wed Feb 17, 2021, 11:32 PM

18. I thought it was the Dominican Republic, and young boys??

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Response to niyad (Reply #18)

Wed Feb 17, 2021, 11:39 PM

19. Could have been DR, I suppose, but

the claim that it was young boys is a new one to me.

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Response to wnylib (Reply #19)

Wed Feb 17, 2021, 11:42 PM

20. That is just what I remember hearing at the time. But it was children. Sickening.

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Response to niyad (Reply #20)

Thu Feb 18, 2021, 12:06 AM

22. Well he was a sicko in everything, so

being a sicko predator on children, too, is not surprising.

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Response to maxrandb (Original post)

Wed Feb 17, 2021, 10:18 PM

9. Or another old chestnut:

What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenberg?

One was a flaming Nazi gasbag, and the other was a zeppelin...

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Response to maxrandb (Original post)

Wed Feb 17, 2021, 10:22 PM

10. ok that got a chuckle

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Response to maxrandb (Original post)

Wed Feb 17, 2021, 10:26 PM

11. In the old version

The Devil says "you may leave Monica"

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Response to maxrandb (Original post)

Wed Feb 17, 2021, 10:34 PM

12. That IS great!

My Rush joke is a good ol' Q&A joke.

"What's the difference between the Hindenberg and Rush Limbaugh?"

"One is a flaming Nazi gasbag and the other was a zeppelin."

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Response to maxrandb (Original post)

Wed Feb 17, 2021, 11:09 PM

14. I feel sorry for the citizens of Hell who have to deal with Rush Limbaugh for the rest of eternity.

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Response to maxrandb (Original post)

Wed Feb 17, 2021, 11:25 PM

15. Another oldie but goodie.

I made my contribution earlier.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10181471788

Shameful plug...lol.

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Response to maxrandb (Original post)

Wed Feb 17, 2021, 11:27 PM

16. Dare I say it? Rimshot

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Response to maxrandb (Original post)

Wed Feb 17, 2021, 11:29 PM

17. I remember a joke like that where the 3rd room has

people standing knee-deep in shit drinking coffee. After the guy chooses that room, the devil comes in and says "Ok folks, coffee break is over, back on your heads."

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Response to maxrandb (Original post)

Wed Feb 17, 2021, 11:45 PM

21. I posted this same joke a couple of weeks ago

except instead of Rush, it was Donald Trump in hell. Within a few minutes I got a message informing me that the post had been removed. The jury found it to be bashing a Democratic figure (being Bill Clinton).

Honestly, this place can be too touchy at times.

Glad you're "getting away with it," maxrandb!

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