My favorite Rush joke

So Rush dies and goes to Hell.

He's greeted by the Devil who tells him that there are 3 Rooms of Hell, and that since he had been so particularly evil on earth, Rush would be given the choice of which room he would spend eternity.

The first room the Devil took him to was the "Racists, Liars, Crooks and Hypocrites" room. Rush saw prominent Retrumplicans like Jesse Helms, Ronald Reagan and Richard Nixon. Rabid dogs were attacking and ripping them to pieces. After a painful death, they immediately came back to life and the dogs were released again.

Rush said; "Devil, I don't want to spend eternity here."

Moving on, the Devil took Rush to the "False Christian" room. Rush saw prominent Retrumplicans like Jerry Falwell, Strom Thurmond and Lee Atwater. Roman soldiers were beating them with whips, and then they were nailed to trees. Immediately after this painful death they were reanimated and the process started all over again.

Rush said; "I don't want to spend eternity here, but I noticed something...aren't there any Democrats in Hell?"

The Devil said; "there is one, but we need to go to the "Sex Room" to see him.

The Devil takes Rush to the Sex Room and there is soft music playing. Sumptuous food and fine wine overflow from a long candlelit table. On a heart shaped bed with fine sheets lays Bill Clinton. A beautiful young woman is performing fellatio on him for all eternity.

Rush exclaims; "I choose this room".

The Devil smiles, turns to the couple on the bed and says; "excuse me young lady, you're relieved".