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Fri Feb 12, 2021, 11:08 PM

In Time-Saving Measure, Biden Signs Mile-Long Executive Order Reversing Everything Trump Did

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In what aides are calling a time-saving measure, President Biden signed a mile-long executive order reversing everything Donald J. Trump did.

“I kept signing executive order after executive order, and after a certain point I just said, ‘Come on, man,’ ” the President said.

Approximately fifteen football fields in length, the executive order is believed to be the longest in the history of such documents.

After Biden signed the directive, it was rolled onto an industrial-size spool, loaded onto a flatbed truck, and deposited at the Smithsonian Institution, where it will go on permanent display.

Explaining how the language of the executive order was crafted, Biden’s chief of staff, Ron Klain, said, “We listed everything Trump did in alphabetical order and then added the word ‘not.’ ”


Short article, no more at link: https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/in-time-saving-measure-biden-signs-mile-long-executive-order-reversing-everything-trump-did



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TwilightZone Feb 12 #1
CaliforniaPeggy Feb 12 #2
niyad Feb 12 #3
electric_blue68 Feb 12 #4
Marie Marie Feb 12 #5
UTUSN Feb 13 #6
Rhiannon12866 Feb 13 #7
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Fri Feb 12, 2021, 11:10 PM

1. Brilliant

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Fri Feb 12, 2021, 11:12 PM

2. HILARIOUS! I love it. ♥

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Fri Feb 12, 2021, 11:12 PM

3. Most efficient.

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Fri Feb 12, 2021, 11:14 PM

4. Day-yam! 😄

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Response to Rhiannon12866 (Original post)

Fri Feb 12, 2021, 11:29 PM

5. "Come on Man"

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Sat Feb 13, 2021, 12:45 AM

6. Saw it from a mile away!1 -- 3 seconds flat!1

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Response to UTUSN (Reply #6)

Sat Feb 13, 2021, 12:48 AM

7. This one was just wishful thinking!

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Response to Rhiannon12866 (Original post)

Sat Feb 13, 2021, 01:47 AM

8. Nice. I love Borowitz. K&R

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Sat Feb 13, 2021, 02:34 AM

9. LOL! n/t

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Sat Feb 13, 2021, 09:19 AM

10. 😂

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