Marine posted outside Oval Office no longer required to clutch Ivanka Trump-brand handbag.
Carnivorous flowers uprooted from White House Rose Garden.
All American flags on premises provided with round-the-clock access to trauma counsellor.
No more twenty-dollar-per-night Wi-Fi charge for guests.
Security doorbell camera now aimed outside the house.
Grab ’Em by the Pussy Wing renamed.
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https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/the-biggest-changes-to-the-white-house-under-president-joe-biden 
