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Tue Feb 2, 2021, 04:58 PM

Marjorie Taylor Greene Blames Blizzard on Jewish Space Snow Machines

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene has blamed the blizzard currently battering the East Coast on “orbiting Jewish space snow machines” controlled by the Hungarian-born billionaire George Soros.

In a series of tweets, Greene claimed that the snow machines had manufactured the blizzard to make it impossible for her to get out of her driveway and reach her office at the U.S. Capitol.

“I will not be silenced by Jewish snow,” she defiantly tweeted.

Expanding on her theory, Greene wrote, “ ‘Snow’ and ‘Soros’ both begin with the letter ‘S,’ and also prominently feature the letter ‘O.’ Only an idiot would miss this connection.”

At the Capitol, the House Minority Leader, Kevin McCarthy, said that he had responded “swiftly and decisively” to Greene’s Jewish-snow-machine theory by giving her a seat on the House Committee on Science, Space, and Technology.

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/marjorie-taylor-greene-blames-blizzard-on-jewish-space-snow-machines

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Zorro Feb 2 OP
qazplm135 Feb 2 #1
boston bean Feb 2 #2
Gothmog Feb 2 #3
Sapient Donkey Feb 3 #7
Blue Owl Feb 2 #4
ck4829 Feb 3 #5
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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Tue Feb 2, 2021, 05:07 PM

1. we've now reached the point

where satire is useless, because reality isn't much different.

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Tue Feb 2, 2021, 05:09 PM

2. . lol

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Tue Feb 2, 2021, 05:10 PM

3. I love good satire

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Response to Gothmog (Reply #3)

Wed Feb 3, 2021, 06:03 AM

7. Satire? Give it a few weeks and it will probably be true.

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Tue Feb 2, 2021, 05:14 PM

4. Bwah!

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Wed Feb 3, 2021, 03:08 AM

5. Ha

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Wed Feb 3, 2021, 06:02 AM

6. If wasn't able to see the author, then I couldn't say with any certainty that this wasn't real.

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