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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)In what is being hailed as an amazing act of canine heroism, President Joe Bidens two German shepherds have dug up Donald J. Trumps tax returns on the South Lawn of the White House.
According to sources, shortly after the President let Champ and Major out to play in the snow, they started sniffing one small patch of the lawn and digging intently.
Within minutes, the two White House pooches had unearthed twenty years worth of Trumps federal tax returns, which they eagerly deposited on the Oval Office carpet for their masters perusal.
Although it was unclear how, exactly, the returns came to be buried on the White House grounds, at Trumps home in Palm Beach the former President was overheard screaming at his son Eric.
Back at the White House, Biden had little to say about Champ and Majors adventure other than Good boys.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/white-house-dogs-dig-up-donald-trumps-tax-returns-on-south-lawn
Gothmog
(145,063 posts)Wounded Bear
(58,626 posts)moondust
(19,971 posts)Such good boys! Get some treats!
GopherGal
(2,008 posts)and Trump steaks.
Collimator
(1,639 posts)Or the world has become too bizarre. I've been burned by this writer before. Now, I check for the Borowitz label before getting worked up over ridiculous reports. (Alas, I don't find it as often as one might expect.)
"Although it was unclear how, exactly, the returns came to be buried on the White House grounds, at Trumps home in Palm Beach the former President was overheard screaming at his son Eric."
Efficient, and getting right to work!
MissMillie
(38,545 posts).
GeoWilliam750
(2,522 posts)That I do not have to wonder whether it is real or Borowitz
erronis
(15,219 posts)Fritz Walter
(4,291 posts)Maybe if the hounds had a backhoe and thats not a subtle reference to Melania (at least not here and now) would they be able to unearth that many financial skeletons!
Keep digging!
calimary
(81,190 posts)FakeNoose
(32,617 posts)Good doggies!
Digger
(478 posts)God only knows where the trump family buried donald's soul.
UTUSN
(70,671 posts)KY_EnviroGuy
(14,489 posts)We just never know what happened during the night for four years but we do know how much tRump likes to exact revenge.
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Everyone needs a dose of Boro every day. Thanks for posting.....