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Mon Feb 1, 2021, 04:00 PM

White House Dogs Dig Up Trump's Tax Returns on South Lawn



WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)óIn what is being hailed as an amazing act of canine heroism, President Joe Bidenís two German shepherds have dug up Donald J. Trumpís tax returns on the South Lawn of the White House.

According to sources, shortly after the President let Champ and Major out to play in the snow, they started sniffing one small patch of the lawn and digging intently.

Within minutes, the two White House pooches had unearthed twenty yearsí worth of Trumpís federal tax returns, which they eagerly deposited on the Oval Office carpet for their masterís perusal.

Although it was unclear how, exactly, the returns came to be buried on the White House grounds, at Trumpís home in Palm Beach the former President was overheard screaming at his son Eric.

Back at the White House, Biden had little to say about Champ and Majorís adventure other than ďGood boys.Ē

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/white-house-dogs-dig-up-donald-trumps-tax-returns-on-south-lawn

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Reply White House Dogs Dig Up Trump's Tax Returns on South Lawn (Original post)
Zorro Feb 1 OP
Gothmog Feb 1 #1
Wounded Bear Feb 1 #10
moondust Feb 1 #2
GopherGal Feb 2 #14
Collimator Feb 1 #3
Dem2theMax Feb 1 #4
EndlessWire Feb 1 #5
MissMillie Feb 1 #6
GeoWilliam750 Feb 1 #7
erronis Feb 1 #8
Fritz Walter Feb 1 #9
calimary Feb 1 #11
FakeNoose Feb 1 #12
Digger Feb 1 #13
UTUSN Feb 2 #15
KY_EnviroGuy Feb 2 #16
brooklynite Feb 2 #17

Response to Zorro (Original post)

Mon Feb 1, 2021, 04:01 PM

1. I love good satire

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Response to Gothmog (Reply #1)

Mon Feb 1, 2021, 06:50 PM

10. Yeah, nice to see it's return...

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Mon Feb 1, 2021, 04:05 PM

2. Good boys!

Such good boys! Get some treats!

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Response to moondust (Reply #2)

Tue Feb 2, 2021, 03:29 PM

14. But steer clear of the left-over hamberders

and Trump steaks.

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Mon Feb 1, 2021, 04:06 PM

3. This guy is too good.

Or the world has become too bizarre. I've been burned by this writer before. Now, I check for the Borowitz label before getting worked up over ridiculous reports. (Alas, I don't find it as often as one might expect.)

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Mon Feb 1, 2021, 04:13 PM

4. 😄

"Although it was unclear how, exactly, the returns came to be buried on the White House grounds, at Trumpís home in Palm Beach the former President was overheard screaming at his son Eric."

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Mon Feb 1, 2021, 04:18 PM

5. LOL!

Efficient, and getting right to work!

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Mon Feb 1, 2021, 04:28 PM

6. extra treats for Major and Champ !!!(n/t)

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Mon Feb 1, 2021, 06:24 PM

7. It is so nice

That I do not have to wonder whether it is real or Borowitz

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Mon Feb 1, 2021, 06:29 PM

8. Hope the wonderful dogs were given sanitizer mouth wash after touching anything to do with them.

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Mon Feb 1, 2021, 06:47 PM

9. "Within minutes,..."?!?

Maybe if the hounds had a backhoe ó and thatís not a subtle reference to Melania (at least not here and now) ó would they be able to unearth that many financial skeletons!

Keep digging!

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Mon Feb 1, 2021, 06:55 PM

11. Andy Borowitz!!!

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Mon Feb 1, 2021, 06:55 PM

12. And it's a snow day too!



Good doggies!

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Mon Feb 1, 2021, 06:56 PM

13. That's great news.

God only knows where the trump family buried donald's soul.

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Tue Feb 2, 2021, 03:43 PM

15. Hah - I knew who this was!1 Am going to snitch to Rhiannon!1

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Tue Feb 2, 2021, 03:45 PM

16. Don't be surprised if they bring in dug up bones.

We just never know what happened during the night for four years but we do know how much tRump likes to exact revenge.

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Everyone needs a dose of Boro every day. Thanks for posting.....

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Tue Feb 2, 2021, 03:50 PM

17. ...and then ate them (so you still won't see them)

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