Sun Jan 24, 2021, 05:19 PM
XanaDUer2 (8,506 posts)
OK rep wants Bigfoot Hunting Season
https://abc7news.com/society/oklahoma-lawmaker-proposes-bigfoot-hunting-season/9875983/
An Oklahoma state representative has filed a bill calling for the creation of a "Bigfoot" hunting season Establishing an actual hunting season and issuing licenses for people who want to hunt Bigfoot will just draw more people to our already beautiful part of the state," he said in a statement.
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XanaDUer2 | Jan 2021 | OP |
Irish_Dem | Jan 2021 | #1 | |
soothsayer | Jan 2021 | #3 | |
MontanaMama | Jan 2021 | #7 | |
soothsayer | Jan 2021 | #8 | |
Irish_Dem | Jan 2021 | #9 | |
soothsayer | Jan 2021 | #11 | |
Irish_Dem | Jan 2021 | #18 | |
soothsayer | Jan 2021 | #21 | |
Irish_Dem | Jan 2021 | #22 | |
sammythecat | Jan 2021 | #38 | |
Irish_Dem | Jan 2021 | #39 | |
sammythecat | Jan 2021 | #42 | |
Irish_Dem | Jan 2021 | #43 | |
sammythecat | Jan 2021 | #44 | |
Irish_Dem | Jan 2021 | #45 | |
Irish_Dem | Jan 2021 | #40 | |
Delmette2.0 | Jan 2021 | #12 | |
Celerity | Jan 2021 | #32 | |
XanaDUer2 | Jan 2021 | #35 | |
Atticus | Jan 2021 | #2 | |
pwb | Jan 2021 | #4 | |
Arne | Jan 2021 | #5 | |
Dagstead Bumwood | Jan 2021 | #6 | |
OAITW r.2.0 | Jan 2021 | #10 | |
gulliver | Jan 2021 | #13 | |
Lady Freedom Returns | Jan 2021 | #14 | |
avebury | Jan 2021 | #15 | |
JHB | Jan 2021 | #16 | |
Iggo | Jan 2021 | #17 | |
KentuckyWoman | Jan 2021 | #19 | |
Irish_Dem | Jan 2021 | #20 | |
smirkymonkey | Jan 2021 | #23 | |
Paladin | Jan 2021 | #24 | |
msongs | Jan 2021 | #25 | |
XanaDUer2 | Jan 2021 | #26 | |
Renew Deal | Jan 2021 | #27 | |
2naSalit | Jan 2021 | #28 | |
XanaDUer2 | Jan 2021 | #34 | |
rickyhall | Jan 2021 | #29 | |
Deuxcents | Jan 2021 | #30 | |
Oneironaut | Jan 2021 | #31 | |
doc03 | Jan 2021 | #33 | |
highplainsdem | Jan 2021 | #36 | |
struggle4progress | Jan 2021 | #37 | |
Mopar151 | Jan 2021 | #41 | |
edhopper | Jan 2021 | #46 | |
Hekate | Jan 2021 | #47 | |
XanaDUer2 | Jan 2021 | #48 | |
Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin | Jan 2021 | #49 |
Response to XanaDUer2 (Original post)
Sun Jan 24, 2021, 05:21 PM
Irish_Dem (40,751 posts)
1. Why not, they believe everything else.
We are becoming a primitive ignorant people.
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Response to Irish_Dem (Reply #1)
Sun Jan 24, 2021, 05:23 PM
soothsayer (38,601 posts)
3. Ok but I'd feel bad if someone stumbled on one and was allowed to shoot it
Or like... a homeless person.
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Response to soothsayer (Reply #3)
Sun Jan 24, 2021, 05:25 PM
MontanaMama (22,625 posts)
7. This is exactly my fear.
Or worse...if a person of color were to take a hike or a walk in the woods and was “mistaken” fo4 Bigfoot.
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Response to soothsayer (Reply #3)
Sun Jan 24, 2021, 05:27 PM
Irish_Dem (40,751 posts)
9. As long as they don't start shooting leprechauns.
You are supposed to spit on them to get a pot of gold, not shoot them.
At least that is what my Irish grandmother told me. You are right, what can go wrong with tons of gun toting tourists shooting at nothing. |
Response to Irish_Dem (Reply #9)
Sun Jan 24, 2021, 05:28 PM
soothsayer (38,601 posts)
11. No way, you spit on them?? Boy I'd hate to find out this were wrong if I met one
“I was GOING to lead you to a pot of gold, but...”
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Response to soothsayer (Reply #11)
Sun Jan 24, 2021, 05:37 PM
Irish_Dem (40,751 posts)
18. My grandmother was born and raised in County Mayo, Ireland.
Like Biden's family.
![]() She seemed to be an expert on leprechauns. When I was young she was quite clear on how I was to deal with a leprechaun, if I were to come across one. Leprechauns chase pots of gold at the end of rainbows. That is their thing. But they never share their gold with humans. However if you spit on one, they must turn over the gold. That is the rule. I am prepared, but alas have yet to see a leprechaun. |
Response to Irish_Dem (Reply #18)
Sun Jan 24, 2021, 05:39 PM
soothsayer (38,601 posts)
21. That is an awesome nugget. I'll remember it
Response to soothsayer (Reply #21)
Sun Jan 24, 2021, 05:40 PM
Irish_Dem (40,751 posts)
22. Oh yes, you will be prepared!
Response to Irish_Dem (Reply #18)
Sun Jan 24, 2021, 11:25 PM
sammythecat (3,554 posts)
38. My grandmother was from there too!
Ballyhaunis. Small world.
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Response to sammythecat (Reply #38)
Sun Jan 24, 2021, 11:34 PM
Irish_Dem (40,751 posts)
39. My grandparents were born and raised in Ballyhaunis.
Grandma was from Derrynacong, and Grandpa from Currane.
Where in Ballyhaunis was your grandmother from? |
Response to Irish_Dem (Reply #39)
Mon Jan 25, 2021, 03:48 PM
sammythecat (3,554 posts)
42. I don't really know exactly
She didn't live in town, I know that. She grew up on a farm. I wish I had more specifics but if asked where she was from she'd say Ballyhaunis, County Mayo. Ballyhaunis is a town just like a town here, right? She came over sometime around 1905-1910. Grandpa came from Cork around the same time. They met, married, and lived in Manhattan. I lived with them growing up. Funny thing is that, while they had completely lost their accents, I had cousins in NY who had never been to Ireland and they sounded like Darby O'Gill. Never quite understood that. Like Henry Kissinger, he lived here since he was 8yrs. old yet he sounded like Dr. Strangelove.
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Response to sammythecat (Reply #42)
Mon Jan 25, 2021, 03:56 PM
Irish_Dem (40,751 posts)
43. Ballyhaunis is the general town area, but it is broken down into small villages.
Yes they usually lived in farms in the smaller villages.
But when asked my grandparents would say Ballyhaunis, even though the Irish census names the specific villages. My grandparents came to the US around the same time as your grandmother. They never lost their brogue. |
Response to Irish_Dem (Reply #43)
Mon Jan 25, 2021, 04:08 PM
sammythecat (3,554 posts)
44. Maybe we're 12th cousins 10 times removed or
something like that.
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Response to sammythecat (Reply #44)
Mon Jan 25, 2021, 04:13 PM
Irish_Dem (40,751 posts)
45. Right, odd that half the town are non Irish.
So many from Ballyhaunis left to come to the US.
I guess then foreign nationals came in. Yes it is likely we are related in some way. Ballyhaunis is a small town. |
Response to sammythecat (Reply #38)
Sun Jan 24, 2021, 11:52 PM
Irish_Dem (40,751 posts)
40. Do you know that Biden's maternal family are from Ballina, down the road from Ballyhaunis?
We could be related to him! Ha.
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Response to soothsayer (Reply #3)
Sun Jan 24, 2021, 05:29 PM
Delmette2.0 (3,954 posts)
12. Yep, someone will die.
Response to Irish_Dem (Reply #1)
Sun Jan 24, 2021, 07:14 PM
Celerity (39,095 posts)
32. Idiocracy was never meant to be a blueprint nor an instruction manual.
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Response to Celerity (Reply #32)
Sun Jan 24, 2021, 08:59 PM
XanaDUer2 (8,506 posts)
35. Lololol!!! Nt
Response to XanaDUer2 (Original post)
Sun Jan 24, 2021, 05:21 PM
Atticus (15,124 posts)
2. And some wonder what sort of idiots vote for Trump! nt
Response to XanaDUer2 (Original post)
Sun Jan 24, 2021, 05:24 PM
pwb (10,403 posts)
4. But they must hunt Bigfoot with just a knife.
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Response to XanaDUer2 (Original post)
Sun Jan 24, 2021, 05:24 PM
Arne (1,813 posts)
5. Leave the poor things alone.
LEAVE THEM AALONEE!!
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Response to XanaDUer2 (Original post)
Sun Jan 24, 2021, 05:25 PM
Dagstead Bumwood (2,794 posts)
6. Not if me and the rest of the Bigfoot Preservation Society
have a GD thing to say about it
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Response to XanaDUer2 (Original post)
Sun Jan 24, 2021, 05:28 PM
OAITW r.2.0 (20,423 posts)
10. How about Yeti's....would they also be hunted? nt
Response to XanaDUer2 (Original post)
Sun Jan 24, 2021, 05:29 PM
gulliver (12,815 posts)
13. Human hunters with guns all going into the woods at the same time to hunt humanoids.
Such a great joke. I'm sure everyone will get it. What could possibly go wrong?
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Response to XanaDUer2 (Original post)
Sun Jan 24, 2021, 05:31 PM
Lady Freedom Returns (14,117 posts)
14. This is a bad idea.
Many a homeless person are in the woods, out of sight. And these idiots could shoot them and say they mistaked them for Bigfoot.
This is not good at all. |
Response to XanaDUer2 (Original post)
Sun Jan 24, 2021, 05:33 PM
avebury (10,898 posts)
15. The SE part of Oklahoma is not the
safest place to be roaming the woods.
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Response to XanaDUer2 (Original post)
Sun Jan 24, 2021, 05:35 PM
JHB (36,925 posts)
16. Oklahoma?
Not Oregon. Oklahoma.
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Response to XanaDUer2 (Original post)
Sun Jan 24, 2021, 05:35 PM
Iggo (47,077 posts)
17. He knows those are humans in fuzzy suits, right?
Response to XanaDUer2 (Original post)
Sun Jan 24, 2021, 05:38 PM
KentuckyWoman (6,551 posts)
19. Make it conditional.
The license can be granted after they watch Harry and the Hendersons and then have a rectal ultrasound to prove they don't have their head up their ass.
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Response to XanaDUer2 (Original post)
Sun Jan 24, 2021, 05:39 PM
Irish_Dem (40,751 posts)
20. We are becoming a nation of idiots. nt
Response to XanaDUer2 (Original post)
Sun Jan 24, 2021, 05:41 PM
smirkymonkey (63,221 posts)
23. Alrighty, then!
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Response to XanaDUer2 (Original post)
Sun Jan 24, 2021, 05:48 PM
Paladin (27,588 posts)
24. Look at that fuck-hole legislator, side-by-side with Bigfoot.
As far as evolution goes, Bigfoot looks like an Oxford graduate, compared to that dipshit Okie douchebag.
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Response to XanaDUer2 (Original post)
Sun Jan 24, 2021, 05:49 PM
msongs (66,190 posts)
25. why not. gun owners already have a 24/7/365 small foot season nt
Response to msongs (Reply #25)
Sun Jan 24, 2021, 05:53 PM
XanaDUer2 (8,506 posts)
26. You won the internet today with best response nt
Response to XanaDUer2 (Original post)
Sun Jan 24, 2021, 05:54 PM
Renew Deal (81,383 posts)
27. What about permits to find leprechaun pots of gold?
Response to XanaDUer2 (Original post)
Sun Jan 24, 2021, 06:07 PM
2naSalit (79,110 posts)
28. Another excuse for...
the shoot first, ask questions later crowd when they kill someone hiking in the woods.
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Response to 2naSalit (Reply #28)
Sun Jan 24, 2021, 08:32 PM
XanaDUer2 (8,506 posts)
34. Exactly nt
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Response to XanaDUer2 (Original post)
Sun Jan 24, 2021, 06:31 PM
rickyhall (4,889 posts)
29. Only if they arm them... to make it a fair fight.
Response to XanaDUer2 (Original post)
Sun Jan 24, 2021, 07:01 PM
Deuxcents (13,046 posts)
30. Someone...please
Please tell me the whole chamber is not this ignorant. Anyone?
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Response to XanaDUer2 (Original post)
Sun Jan 24, 2021, 07:03 PM
Oneironaut (4,968 posts)
31. Is this after a "her emails" hunting season?
Both are as real as the other.
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Response to XanaDUer2 (Original post)
Sun Jan 24, 2021, 07:31 PM
doc03 (33,887 posts)
33. If there is such a thing why would we hunt it down and kill it? They gone to
say for food or what?
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Response to XanaDUer2 (Original post)
Sun Jan 24, 2021, 09:08 PM
highplainsdem (46,686 posts)
36. He's the idiot who called pregnant women "hosts" four years ago:
Response to XanaDUer2 (Original post)
Sun Jan 24, 2021, 11:11 PM
struggle4progress (115,873 posts)
37. "I got my Bigfoot hunting license but then I shot my husband by accident.
I misplaced my glasses in our cabin, and I hadn't had my morning coffee yet, so when he was outside, I confused him with Bigfoot. I had the hunting license so I took my best shot. He was a lying two-timing lowlife, but I'm really going to miss him. It was just a honest mistake"
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Response to XanaDUer2 (Original post)
Mon Jan 25, 2021, 12:37 AM
Mopar151 (9,721 posts)
41. This comes up, when there are new visitors to Vermont
"There are some aspects of New England culture that require explaining. One of them, is that most underaged/illicit drinking of alcohol takes place in gravel pits, boat launches, and the like, away from cops and parents. That huge, shambling creature seemingly dressed in rags or matted hair is no mythical creature. Indeed, his name is Bubba, Hoss, Moose, or William. He woke up next to a burned out bonfire this morning, with rapidly dropping blood sugar and alcohol levels. And no ride home! Don't approach it without a cold beer, or maybe a sandwich! Stay at a respectful distance, until you're sure it won't puke on you! Do not let it inside your vehicle! If you have a pickup, or similar vehicle, and are inclined to "rescue", drop the creature at the nearest "beer store" - well away from the building! The creature will regain human form within a few days, in most cases."
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Response to XanaDUer2 (Original post)
Mon Jan 25, 2021, 04:29 PM
edhopper (31,854 posts)
46. Since the majority of "Bigfoot" sitings
are probably bears standing on their hind legs, this would be bad for the bears in Oklahoma.
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Response to XanaDUer2 (Original post)
Mon Jan 25, 2021, 04:31 PM
Hekate (86,426 posts)
47. What did Bigfoot ever do to you?
Yeesh
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Response to XanaDUer2 (Original post)
Tue Jan 26, 2021, 04:55 PM
XanaDUer2 (8,506 posts)
48. this man is Republican
but we knew this
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Response to XanaDUer2 (Original post)
Tue Jan 26, 2021, 04:56 PM
Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (102,248 posts)