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Tue Jan 19, 2021, 05:18 PM

Liberals Traumatized by Agreeing with Mitch McConnell

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Millions of liberals were traumatized on Tuesday when they found themselves in agreement with Mitch McConnell, liberals are reporting.

From Santa Monica, California, to the Upper West Side of Manhattan, liberals sought emergency counselling, complaining of a range of symptoms after realizing that they were on the same side as the senator from Kentucky.

Carol Foyler, a liberal from Austin, Texas, said that she experienced lightheadedness and nausea after liking a Facebook post that detailed McConnell’s remarks in the Senate. “The room started spinning,” she said.

Dr. Davis Logsdon of the University of Minnesota Medical School said that liberals who are traumatized by agreeing with McConnell should “not be concerned” and should recognize that it is a temporary condition.

“They’re not going to wake up tomorrow and start agreeing with Devin Nunes,” he said.

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/liberals-traumatized-by-agreeing-with-mitch-mcconnell

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Zorro Jan 19 OP
MineralMan Jan 19 #1
Hermit-The-Prog Jan 19 #5
Laelth Jan 19 #2
Hortensis Jan 19 #3
scarletwoman Jan 19 #4
Hugin Jan 19 #6
Bucky Jan 19 #7
Buns_of_Fire Jan 19 #8
Gothmog Jan 19 #9

Response to Zorro (Original post)

Tue Jan 19, 2021, 05:20 PM

1. Mitch is lying...

Always remember that there is no sincerity in that man.

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Response to MineralMan (Reply #1)

Tue Jan 19, 2021, 05:31 PM

5. He should have to wear a Surgeon General's warning to that effect.

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Tue Jan 19, 2021, 05:24 PM

2. Brilliant Borowitz. k&r n/t



-Laelth

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Tue Jan 19, 2021, 05:27 PM

3. Liz Cheney. The blows keep coming. All I can say is,

thank you Graham, McCarthy, Nunes, Grothman, Jordan, etc, etc, etc., for validating my contempt. I

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Tue Jan 19, 2021, 05:29 PM

4. I love how Borowitz is always quoting "Dr. Davis Longdon of the University of

University of Minnesota Medical School."

Makes me so proud to be a Minnesotan!

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Tue Jan 19, 2021, 05:33 PM

6. Well, no... Technically, he's agreeing with me.

So, I'm not having any problem. I know how to handle leadership.

(I know this article is )

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Tue Jan 19, 2021, 05:34 PM

7. LOL

It ain't easy being almost green.

I mean, technically, it ain't marching in formation just because, for a brief moment, he's retreating where we're charging.

But yeah, not something I'd recommend for everyday

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Tue Jan 19, 2021, 05:38 PM

8. I'm getting better at this...

Even before I clicked on it, I thought to myself, "Borowitz".

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Tue Jan 19, 2021, 06:24 PM

9. I love good satire

This is the DU member formerly known as Gothmog.

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