Dear GOP Senators, Representatives and wannabes: I plan to soon be offering a line

[Atticus]

of padded collars that will come in numerous colors that will easily blend in or coordinate with almost any professional business attire. They are of sturdy construction and engineered to protect the neck, throat and even collar bones from the strain and abrasion you will most certainly experience because THE DEMOCRATS ARE GONNA HANG THE FULL WEIGHT OF DONALD TRUMP AROUND YOUR NECKS FOR THE NEXT TWO DECADES!!!

Order now! We don't expect our supply to last long!

[leftieNanner]

1. Sounds like a good item to sell on Etsy

[dem4decades]

2. The longer the Senate waits to hold trial, the more evidence of Trump's guilt will come available.

[hlthe2b]

3. Bullet-proof full body condoms...

for these absolute pecker-heads... Perhaps they could muster a tiny bit of courage so 'protected'.