Has anyone seen Melania or that vapid daughter

[essme]

for the past several days?

One would think they would be enjoying the last few days in DC on their new tennis court, or hosting cocktail parties in that little house thing Melania put by the tennis court-

[dalton99a]

1. They're shopping online, or looking for exotic places to visit

[dflprincess]

4. When toy say "visit"

Do you mean "flee to"?

[essme]

6. If I were them

I would have left already. I would be sitting on some remote island with my phone turned off.

Baron could just be tutored for the rest of the school year.

[RealityCheque]

2. Moronaliani is...

Hold up in her private bedroom glued to an inauguration count down clock.

At 12:01 that day, she wall call her attorney to call in her pre-nup

[essme]

5. I don't think she's even there-

I bet she's back in NY in Trump tower.

I swear to goddess, if she cut and dyed her hair and wore normal shoes, I would not recognize her if she walked right by me.

[RealityCheque]

13. Nor would we want to

[Meadowoak]

3. Probably dumpster diving.

[magicarpet]

7. Both doing a final nude photo shoot for their hard bound...

.... large glossy coffee table pornography book.

[essme]

8. Wonder if Etsy will let them have an account?

They sure as hell can't post it on any other social media platform.

[magicarpet]

11. Porn Hub, Melania is still in good standing over there.

In matter of fact she is one of the top viewing draws at that porn site.

[snacker]

9. Melanie on Wednesday

Priorities

https://www.businessinsider.com/melania-trump-was-completing-photoshoot-during-us-capitol-siege-cnn-2021-1

[tetedur]

10. Ivanka is trying to monetize on Parler.

I think she's selling coffevffe mugs. "$15 Dollars" (sic) a pop.

[essme]

12. Well, that gig ended quickly

She's so ridiculous-

Honestly, all those private schools and a masters degree-- she had the best the US had to offer, and she ended up with...nothing. Not even a personality.

[demmiblue]

16. That was a fake account.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/ivanka-trump-news-network-parler/

[BainsBane]

14. Ivanka was partying as the Capitol fell

along with Daddy. I have no idea bout Melania. She's probably already consulting with her divorce attorney.

Oh, and the next day Ivanka was on Twitter calling for healing and reconciliation.

[democrank]

15. I heard neither have been seen since they fell into the mile-deep swamp

Eric said his Father had drained. First Princess and First Lady thought that wet and wild swamp was actually a mannequin runway. Oh, wait....maybe that was Kimberly and Junior that fell in. Rudy and Lindsay? Jared and Jared? I’m confused. So much swamp, so many divers.

[WhiteTara]

17. vapid feckless daughter was

joined at the hip with trump in the field headquarters as they watched the mob descend on the Capitol. Where 3rd wife is, I can't say. I saw her double on his last outing.

[Blue Owl]

18. They're hissing at each other