Sun Jan 10, 2021, 01:32 PM

essme (1,207 posts)

Has anyone seen Melania or that vapid daughter

for the past several days?

One would think they would be enjoying the last few days in DC on their new tennis court, or hosting cocktail parties in that little house thing Melania put by the tennis court-

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Has anyone seen Melania or that vapid daughter (Original post)	essme	Jan 2021	OP
They're shopping online, or looking for exotic places to visit	dalton99a	Jan 2021	#1
When toy say "visit"	dflprincess	Jan 2021	#4
If I were them	essme	Jan 2021	#6
Moronaliani is...	RealityCheque	Jan 2021	#2
I don't think she's even there-	essme	Jan 2021	#5
Nor would we want to	RealityCheque	Jan 2021	#13
Probably dumpster diving.	Meadowoak	Jan 2021	#3
Both doing a final nude photo shoot for their hard bound...	magicarpet	Jan 2021	#7
Wonder if Etsy will let them have an account?	essme	Jan 2021	#8
Porn Hub, Melania is still in good standing over there.	magicarpet	Jan 2021	#11
Melanie on Wednesday	snacker	Jan 2021	#9
Ivanka is trying to monetize on Parler.	tetedur	Jan 2021	#10
Well, that gig ended quickly	essme	Jan 2021	#12
That was a fake account.	demmiblue	Jan 2021	#16
Ivanka was partying as the Capitol fell	BainsBane	Jan 2021	#14
I heard neither have been seen since they fell into the mile-deep swamp	democrank	Jan 2021	#15
vapid feckless daughter was	WhiteTara	Jan 2021	#17
They're hissing at each other	Blue Owl	Jan 2021	#18

Response to essme (Original post)

Sun Jan 10, 2021, 01:34 PM

dalton99a (75,584 posts)

1. They're shopping online, or looking for exotic places to visit

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Sun Jan 10, 2021, 01:36 PM

dflprincess (27,500 posts)

4. When toy say "visit"

Do you mean "flee to"?

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Sun Jan 10, 2021, 01:38 PM

essme (1,207 posts)

6. If I were them

I would have left already. I would be sitting on some remote island with my phone turned off.

Baron could just be tutored for the rest of the school year.

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Sun Jan 10, 2021, 01:34 PM

RealityCheque (473 posts)

2. Moronaliani is...

Hold up in her private bedroom glued to an inauguration count down clock.

At 12:01 that day, she wall call her attorney to call in her pre-nup

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Sun Jan 10, 2021, 01:37 PM

essme (1,207 posts)

5. I don't think she's even there-

I bet she's back in NY in Trump tower.

I swear to goddess, if she cut and dyed her hair and wore normal shoes, I would not recognize her if she walked right by me.

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Response to essme (Reply #5)

Sun Jan 10, 2021, 01:55 PM

RealityCheque (473 posts)

13. Nor would we want to

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Response to essme (Original post)

Sun Jan 10, 2021, 01:36 PM

Meadowoak (4,931 posts)

3. Probably dumpster diving.

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Sun Jan 10, 2021, 01:39 PM

magicarpet (12,861 posts)

7. Both doing a final nude photo shoot for their hard bound...

.... large glossy coffee table pornography book.

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Sun Jan 10, 2021, 01:41 PM

essme (1,207 posts)

8. Wonder if Etsy will let them have an account?

They sure as hell can't post it on any other social media platform.

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Response to essme (Reply #8)

Sun Jan 10, 2021, 01:45 PM

magicarpet (12,861 posts)

11. Porn Hub, Melania is still in good standing over there.

In matter of fact she is one of the top viewing draws at that porn site.

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Sun Jan 10, 2021, 01:42 PM

snacker (3,616 posts)

9. Melanie on Wednesday

Priorities

https://www.businessinsider.com/melania-trump-was-completing-photoshoot-during-us-capitol-siege-cnn-2021-1

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Sun Jan 10, 2021, 01:43 PM

tetedur (746 posts)

10. Ivanka is trying to monetize on Parler.

I think she's selling coffevffe mugs. "$15 Dollars" (sic) a pop.

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Response to tetedur (Reply #10)

Sun Jan 10, 2021, 01:47 PM

essme (1,207 posts)

12. Well, that gig ended quickly

She's so ridiculous-

Honestly, all those private schools and a masters degree-- she had the best the US had to offer, and she ended up with...nothing. Not even a personality.

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Response to tetedur (Reply #10)

Sun Jan 10, 2021, 02:02 PM

demmiblue (35,788 posts)

16. That was a fake account.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/ivanka-trump-news-network-parler/

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Sun Jan 10, 2021, 01:56 PM

BainsBane (52,701 posts)

14. Ivanka was partying as the Capitol fell

along with Daddy. I have no idea bout Melania. She's probably already consulting with her divorce attorney.

Oh, and the next day Ivanka was on Twitter calling for healing and reconciliation.

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Sun Jan 10, 2021, 01:58 PM

democrank (10,610 posts)

15. I heard neither have been seen since they fell into the mile-deep swamp

Eric said his Father had drained. First Princess and First Lady thought that wet and wild swamp was actually a mannequin runway. Oh, wait....maybe that was Kimberly and Junior that fell in. Rudy and Lindsay? Jared and Jared? I’m confused. So much swamp, so many divers.

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Sun Jan 10, 2021, 02:12 PM

WhiteTara (28,240 posts)

17. vapid feckless daughter was

joined at the hip with trump in the field headquarters as they watched the mob descend on the Capitol. Where 3rd wife is, I can't say. I saw her double on his last outing.

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Sun Jan 10, 2021, 02:25 PM

Blue Owl (44,910 posts)

18. They're hissing at each other

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