Mitt is still fucked™

[TeamPooka]

One good day does not win an election.
Now he's the favorite for the next two debates and has to win both or else everyone asks "why?".
The media is all over last nights flip flops and lies.
Tax returns?
His money is still parked in The Cayman Islands.
Yup.
Mitt is still fucked™

[hifiguy]

1. He can never overcome his greatest problem:

He is Mitt Romney and always will be.

[TeamPooka]

2. There is no known cure... nt

[tarheelsunc]

11. And yes, that IS his first name.

[TeamPooka]

13. lol

[LiberalEsto]

3. He may be fucked (tm) as a candidate

but he still has his billions stashed in the Caymans, and he will never have to worry about where his next meal will come from, or where he can find a place to sleep at night. He will never have to worry about being out of a job, being fired, being unable to support his family financially. He's set for life, no matter what.

[monmouth]

4. I would wish him to sleep every night by a railroad track that has trains going by hourly..n/t

[TeamPooka]

10. Every single losing Presidential candidate has to live with their failure for the rest of their life

and all the money in the world can't heal that wound.

[murray hill farm]

5. What this means is that President Obama

will win with perhaps a million less votes. He will still win.

[TeamPooka]

12. :)

[CakeGrrl]

6. Yep. A "good day" packed full of 180-degree reversals on his campaign stump.

What, exactly, did he win when the big takeaway is that he's a prolific liar?

[TeamPooka]

7. He's still not even advertising in Pennsylvania, yup...

Mitt is still fucked™

[savalez]

8. You trademarked that!

[TeamPooka]

9. it needed to be official... :)