Mon Dec 14, 2020, 09:28 PM
DesertRat (27,469 posts)
BREAKING: The White House is on lockdown after someone threw a TV out of a window 
Borowitz Report WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—The White House was on lockdown Thursday morning after a television was hurled out of a window, the Secret Service reported.
The incident, which occurred shortly after 10 a.m. E.S.T., caught the attention of the Secret Service after agents heard the sound of smashing glass emanating from the Oval Office. “The sound was consistent with that of a large object, such as a television set, being thrown through a closed window,” a Secret Service spokesman said. The television, which crashed to the ground outside the Oval Office, injured no one, the Secret Service confirmed. https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/white-house-on-lockdown-after-television-is-hurled-out-window/amp Link to tweet
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Author | Time | Post |
 BREAKING: The White House is on lockdown after someone threw a TV out of a window (Original post) |
DesertRat | Dec 14 | OP |
| MustLoveBeagles | Dec 14 | #1 | |
| a kennedy | Dec 14 | #2 | |
| DesertRat | Dec 14 | #4 | |
| a kennedy | Dec 14 | #15 | |
| DesertRat | Dec 15 | #21 | |
| lindysalsagal | Dec 14 | #3 | |
| JHB | Dec 14 | #5 | |
| SunStar | Dec 14 | #6 | |
| AZ8theist | Dec 14 | #14 | |
| niyad | Dec 14 | #18 | |
| Mopar151 | Dec 14 | #7 | |
| lastlib | Dec 14 | #17 | |
| Under The Radar | Dec 14 | #8 | |
| JDC | Dec 14 | #9 | |
| Blue_true | Dec 14 | #10 | |
| underpants | Dec 14 | #11 | |
| spooky3 | Dec 14 | #12 | |
| GeoWilliam750 | Dec 14 | #13 | |
| electric_blue68 | Dec 14 | #16 | |
| niyad | Dec 14 | #19 | |
| JohnnyRingo | Dec 14 | #20 | |
| malaise | Dec 15 | #22 |
Response to DesertRat (Original post)
Mon Dec 14, 2020, 09:29 PM
MustLoveBeagles (6,059 posts)
1. LOL
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Response to DesertRat (Original post)
Mon Dec 14, 2020, 09:30 PM
a kennedy (21,774 posts)
2. For real???
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Response to DesertRat (Reply #4)
Mon Dec 14, 2020, 11:09 PM
a kennedy (21,774 posts)
15. You did see my 😅 right......
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Response to a kennedy (Reply #15)
Tue Dec 15, 2020, 09:14 AM
DesertRat (27,469 posts)
21. Yup
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That's why I responded in kind.
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Response to DesertRat (Original post)
Mon Dec 14, 2020, 09:32 PM
lindysalsagal (14,260 posts)
3. In related news, white house workers use up all sick time
Response to DesertRat (Original post)
Mon Dec 14, 2020, 09:37 PM
JHB (32,506 posts)
5. "TV" is a Secret Service code word...
Response to DesertRat (Original post)
Mon Dec 14, 2020, 09:39 PM
SunStar (63 posts)
6. Reason number 6 Joe Biden was elected president:
Response to SunStar (Reply #6)
Mon Dec 14, 2020, 10:42 PM
AZ8theist (3,081 posts)
14. I know , right?
Response to SunStar (Reply #6)
Mon Dec 14, 2020, 11:36 PM
niyad (74,603 posts)
18. Welcome to our DU family.
Response to DesertRat (Original post)
Mon Dec 14, 2020, 09:46 PM
7. A team of Secret Service subdued the television
Response to Mopar151 (Reply #7)
Mon Dec 14, 2020, 11:26 PM
lastlib (17,047 posts)
17. Lemme guess........
Response to DesertRat (Original post)
Mon Dec 14, 2020, 09:48 PM
Under The Radar (2,697 posts)
8. Finally!! I have been waiting for a day like this since Mueller was appointed
Response to DesertRat (Original post)
Mon Dec 14, 2020, 10:02 PM
JDC (7,553 posts)
9. June 8, 2017 but still relevant today
Response to DesertRat (Original post)
Mon Dec 14, 2020, 10:05 PM
Blue_true (29,143 posts)
10. Wouldn't have been Trump, he could not lift a tv, even a transistor tv.
Response to DesertRat (Original post)
Mon Dec 14, 2020, 10:06 PM
underpants (159,421 posts)
11. Hilarious
Response to DesertRat (Original post)
Mon Dec 14, 2020, 10:14 PM
spooky3 (26,488 posts)
12. If Barr weren't so large, he would have preceded the TV. nt
Response to DesertRat (Original post)
Mon Dec 14, 2020, 10:42 PM
13. Always have to confirm that it is Borowitz
Response to DesertRat (Original post)
Mon Dec 14, 2020, 11:18 PM
electric_blue68 (1,916 posts)
16. Seeing the title I thought "It's -got to- be Borowitz! Bwah 😂!
Response to electric_blue68 (Reply #16)
Mon Dec 14, 2020, 11:38 PM
niyad (74,603 posts)
19. My thought, "it IS Borowitz, yes?????"
Response to DesertRat (Original post)
Mon Dec 14, 2020, 11:38 PM
JohnnyRingo (15,351 posts)
20. Assuming Led Zeppelin wasn't in town...
Response to DesertRat (Original post)
Tue Dec 15, 2020, 09:17 AM
malaise (223,859 posts)
22. Who threw the TVM?
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Totally vanquished man
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