Army Hits Back Against False Claim that Soldiers Died in CIA Op to Nab Election Servers

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

A retired Air Force three-star general reignited baseless conspiratorial claims about U.S. troops' involvement in clandestine missions in the wake of the presidential election -- claims an Army official said are 100% false.

No Special Forces soldiers were killed while seizing computer servers in Germany as part of a CIA operation after the presidential election. There was, in fact, no mission of the sort.

And members of the 305th Military Intelligence Battalion are not "the Kraken" that an attorney for President Donald Trump said last month she'd be unleashing. The unit is not involved in any post-election missions supporting the White House -- a move that would be highly unlikely considering it's an entry-level training battalion where new soldiers who haven't yet picked up their military occupational specialty are assigned.

"The allegations are false," an Army official told Military.com.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/army-hits-back-against-false-185819886.html

[Stallion]

1. DEEP STATE!!!

[Arne]

3. Perhaps we could find a position for the entry level battalion,

finding all the parents of the lost Kids at the border.

[underpants]

8. Aha!

Yes. The border. The Rio Grande. With a van there!

[Glamrock]

2. Fer fucks sake!

Buckle up kids, this country is going to collapse.

[underpants]

5. This might be real. I saw it on TV.

10 years ago a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team.

[Glamrock]

6. Oh shit!

I started reading your post in earnest. I got to the second sentence and knew where this was going!

Touché my good sir, touché!

[underpants]

9. Touche down

Don't let this distract you from the the fact that in 1966, Al Bundy scored four touchdowns in a single game while playing for the Polk High School Panthers in the 1966 city championship game versus Andrew Johnson High School, including the game-winning touchdown in the final seconds against his old nemesis, Bubba "Spare Tire" Dixon.

[Glamrock]

10. Oh my god!

I soooo didn’t see that coming! Al!

[Arne]

7. I may have seen their weirdo van down by the river

yesterday afternoon.

[Glamrock]

11. I'm betting it had a motivational speaker attached....

[Arne]

12. Could not tell,

a giant black guy chased me.

[orwell]

4. That's what they want you to believe...

...we all know THE TRUTH!

[Turbineguy]

13. Somebody on the way home from

a super-spreader event has an idea!

[Midnight Writer]

14. Exactly what I predicted they would say.