MississippiKing just offered up this prayer. LMAO

[Goodheart]

God,

We beseech thee oh Lord to look not on our petitions with contempt
Though it be Your way to hold all things in Your contempt
Remember Your Most Gracious Servant Donald Trump
Protect him from the devil (Biden)
Keep Your Hands on Him that He may continue to grow in the Your Light
And that He may join His Light To Your's and illuminate our Country
That our Country may illuminate the World
We will never win with Sodom
We will never win with Rome
We will never win with Angels
We will never Win with our Brothers
We win only by submitting to You and Your Ambassador on Earth Donald Trump
Help us to follow Him more perfectly that He may Lead us to You
In Jesus' Name
In Donald Trump's Name
In Yahweh's Name
Amen.


https://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant/election-2020/its-time-for-prayer/93328775/

[Goodheart]

1. I stand by my belief that religion is the number one problem in this country.

These people are whack jobs.

This line, in particular, bears notice:

"Though it be Your way to hold all things in Your contempt"


Yeah, that's the ticket. A supreme master who holds everything in contempt. That'll do us. No wonder he's a trump fan. trump holds HIM and others like him in contempt, and in turn wins their admiration.

[Celerity]

5. No god, know peace.

[DEbluedude]

11. I think it's been the #1 problem...

... throughout the history of mankind.

[malaise]

2. Here we go again

Let us Prey on the Gullible Sheeple

[Docreed2003]

4. Smdh..insanity

I gave up TD completely because of dipshits like that poster. It used to be one of my favorite, daily sites for sports talk, but the trumpers ruined it totally. You can't go into any sports thread there without someone showing up and spewing their bs

[Goodheart]

6. I got banned.

LOL

Dumbshit moderators banned me for saying "Jim Crow".

[Docreed2003]

7. And yet plenty of folks are spewing all kinds of racist bs

As well as the Covid denial stuff all over the boards without any pushback.

[pat_k]

8. The lead in to the prayer is priceless too.

[world wide wally]

9. I see why their website is called "Tiger Droppings".... maybe Bird droppings would be better

[GulfCoast66]

10. I'm pretty sure this guy is seriously trolling him.

Some of his follow up post are even better.

But who know? Satire is pretty much dead anyway.

[Goodheart]

12. Yeah, it became a bit obvious after I posted a link.

They DESERVE to be mocked, honestly.