Trump Kills White House Turkey For Refusing To Acknowledge Voter Fraud

[JimGinPA]

WASHINGTON--In a scene that shocked many onlookers, Donald J. Trump killed the White House turkey after it refused to acknowledge widespread voter fraud. Trump, who seemed to be conducting some sort of loyalty test with the turkey, demanded to know whether the bird agreed that thousands of votes had been illegally cast in the 2020 election, and became enraged when the fowl merely pecked at the ground. On Capitol Hill, Trump’s murder of the turkey received widespread support from congressional Republicans, with Sen. Lindsey Graham commenting, “If I had been there, I would have wrung its neck myself.”

~Borowitz

[XanaDUer2]

1. I can't find the link. Do you have it? I'm trying

to send it to someone. That's hilarious

[JimGinPA]

2. It's From His Facebook Page

https://www.facebook.com/andyborowitz/

[XanaDUer2]

6. Thank you

[SouthernCal_Dem]

3. Brilliant

[Rice4VP]

4. I just joked yesterday that if he went through

with the ceremony that he will probably chop off their heads

[lpbk2713]

5. Trump intends to hold President Erdogan personally accountable.

Trump says he will sue for unspecified millions of dollars.

[DEbluedude]

7. LMAO!

[flibbitygiblets]

8. The turkey's patriotic friend responds:

Get 'em, Stephen Colbeagle!!!

[niyad]

9. What a sad commentary on the state of our country that we actually had to check first to see

if it was Horowitz or The Onion.

[R Merm]

10. Isn't tRump the White House Turkey?

[Duppers]

11. 😅

[MyOwnPeace]

12. And Lindsey's quote....

Lindsey Graham commenting, “If I had been there, I would have wrung its neck myself.” he says after years of being a chicken-chocker himself...........

[BobTheSubgenius]

13. Andy Borowitz is so great!

At times, it's hard to tell, at the beginning of a piece, if it's satire or "straight."