Well, if each person who shows up for the Million MAGA march

[MineralMan]

is cloned 1000 times, or counted 1000 times, they might reach their goal of a million demonstrators. If more than 1000 of them show up today, I will be very surprised.

So far, attendance is spotty, at best.

A Million? My Ass.

[apcalc]

1. Just let 'em march their asses off. Ignore them.

Trump wants trouble.

[Chainfire]

2. We know they are not good at math

many of these same people are still claim that Trump won by a landslide.

[blueinredohio]

3. Maybe some moms locked the basement door or refused to drive them to D.C.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

4. Could COVID be scaring them off?

Record daily cases and rising death count. Trump has increased those numbers with the insistance of holding rallies days before the election.

[Totally Tunsie]

7. Remember, these are MAGAts...

They don't pay any attention to no stinkin' virus!

[stopbush]

5. It's hard to get from Mayberry to DC

when your car is up on blocks in the front yard.

[spooky3]

6. We need the tourism $. But like nearly all of their "protests", this one

will be much smaller than touted. Like their hero’s hands...

[Totally Tunsie]

8. The most difficult part of the day for these marchers

is to pretend they just happen to be strolling by, not in connection to any planned march, so that they don't look ridiculously embarrassed for being there.