Zingers for Romney! Please enter your suggestions!

[Vox Moi]

'At least I don't need to prove I was born anywhere!'

'People who don't respect success shouldn't be seeking a second term as President of the United States."

"All the charm and popularity in the world won't help you with the IRS."

"Saying 'you didn't build that' to people who built that is like saying that nobody built that, and that's that."

'If you think that 'we're all in this together' you are forgetting all the rest of us."

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Any other suggestions?

[JaneyVee]

1. Zinger. Funny. Good.

[Fresh_Start]

2. You were stupid enough to pay a higher tax rate than I did....

You don't know to make use of overseas tax shelters

[begin_within]

3. Nobody ever asked me for my tax returns... I mean my birth certificate.

[begin_within]

4. I know all about foreign policy. I've been to the Cayman Islands.

[begin_within]

5. Marriage is defined as being between a man and a woman... and a woman... and a woman. And Snooki.

[nolabear]

6. You? You'll never even be the ruler of your own planet. Right, Ann? Ann?

[theKed]

7. "If anybody knows what's hard

It's Ann Romney...am I right? ...huh? ...huh?

I'm talking about my penis."

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

8. In Romney's best Raygun mimicking effort: "there you proceed afresh"

[flyguyjake]

9. I think I know what zinngers are, yes I do, no I don't, ok maybe

My underwear have magical powers, what do yours do? huh? huh?

I have 12 bank accounts, how many do you have?

I would have saved the auto industry before you did.

[Gman]

10. Fuck you Mitt. You're full of shit.

[NBachers]

11. "Now that's a horse of a different color!"

[zbdent]

12. "Obama? Hope. Romney??? NOPE!!!"

[pinboy3niner]

13. "You're rubber, I'm glue. Whatever I say bounces off...

...heeeeeeey, waitaminit... I'm glue and you're rubber...no, that's not it. Hang on a minute..."

[ananda]

14. ok, here's one

"My zinger tastes better than your ho ho."

(In the dirtiest sense possible, of course)

[NoPasaran]

15. "Is that a mandate in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

[NBachers]

16. "I'd buy that for a dollar!"

[pinboy3niner]

17. #MittZingers is trending on Twitter

Elon James White?@elonjames
I wont apologize for my success like Obama apologizes for AMERICA! No I dont have proof of him saying that but, um...socialism? #MittZingers

David Waldman?@KagroX
Knock knock! Who's there? Posthumous baptism! #MittZingers

Brinda Estrella?@BrindaStar
I had a good joke but now I'm against it. #MittZingers

Jeremy Littau?@JeremyLittau
OK, fine. I've never had a Zinger. But I do know the owner of Hostess. #MittZingers

Lisa SQOP Bloom?@BloomUtopia
Mr President, tear down that safety net! #MittZingers

I'm Chastastic!?@ThatsMyDILFbert
"I came from a real poor neighborhood. Why,one time Juan had to park the Rolls next to a Benz. Oh, the humanity…" #MittZingers

For more, go to the first link in the OP posted in GD by highplainsdem:

#MittZingers is now trending on Twitter
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021436367