No, Don Jr. is CLEARLY not on any sort of stimulant...

[ehrnst]

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[DanieRains]

1. Don Jr. Calling Biden Corrupt Is Like Satan Calling Jesus Evil

FFS.

[BigmanPigman]

2. Sounds like an auctioneer.

[DonaldsRump]

3. Good heavens!

What stimulant is he on?

[unc70]

5. Certainly speed of some sort

Possibly lots of coke. Can't remember anyone in person going quite that fast, that manic.

[Cha]

6. Red Bull chaser washing down his

coke nose?

[unc70]

4. Needs some ludes

Needs a few ludes to balance out

[dchill]

7. The door-kickers love us. I'll bet.

All you need is love.
Love us all you need.

[brush]

8. Slow the fuck down, Jr., And get off the speed while you're at it.

[Grokenstein]

9. Lookit that head go! Like a bobblehead about to snap off!

Booble bobble wibble wobble
Wabble wooble wai!!

I'm reminded of a sketch starring John Cleese (don't recall if it was MPFC, or something else) in which he's speaking so much so quickly that he's hunching forward with the effort, and finally ignites into flames as he goes on.

IT'S ALL OVER FOR YOU, JOONYER

[ZZenith]

10. I predict he's not going to end well.

When the last flicker of existence courses through his brain cells he will finally see what an utter waste of potential he became - all of his self-deception skills will abandon him and the weight of his shame will drag him into the grave.

Of this I am certain.

[amb123]

11. Reminds me of Scanners

just before his head explodes.

[soothsayer]

17. Love me some Scanners!

[TeamPooka]

12. His pupils are huge, and he's got a TV light right in his face

His pupils are huge, and he’s got a TV light right in his face which would mean normally that his pupils would be much smaller with so much light directly in front of them

[xxqqqzme]

15. Did he even take a breath?

Paranoia strikes deep....

[Totally Tunsie]

13. He's beginning to look like he's living in the woods

and just comes out to make his drug connection.

Not good, Junior.

[Dem2theMax]

14. You have no idea how hard I laughed at what you wrote.

Thank you. I really needed a good laugh tonight!

[musicblind]

16. I have no sympathy for that $h!#head, but I'm a really fast talker, too.

In fact, I talk faster than he's talking there. I had speech therapy as a kid, and I'm often told to slow down because people can't understand me.

I've been told everyone thinks I'm on stimulants, but I'm not. I don't even drink alcohol — I'm a teetotaler, but people erroneously believing I do coke has made me really self-conscious about speaking.

(I also had a stutter as a kid and had to work hard to overcome it, so I really appreciate Biden shining a positive light on that condition.)

That said, Don Jr. is evil, so please go on.