Where Is Jared?

[Me.]

Not a sight, not a peep. Does he have it?

[niyad]

1. Fatally, one hopes.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

2. Ivanka has not been seen much since the RNC either, I do not think.

Neither of them have been seen on the campaign trail or the TV like her idiot brothers.

[soothsayer]

4. Actually she's been making the rounds

Campaigning here and there. Feh!

[Me.]

6. She Went To Arizona Last Week

[Greybnk48]

9. She was in Hilbert WI last week

of all places. A small farming community.

[Leghorn21]

3. He's campaigning with his disgusting FIL

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8853513/Party-foul-Ivanka-Trump-calls-Jared-Kushner-not-dancing-YMCA.html

[Me.]

10. Shoot

but thanks

[sheshe2]

5. In his crypt?

[Me.]

8. One Can Only Hope

considering how many deaths he is responsible for. I wonder, if he dies, would they say?

[sheshe2]

11. Not sure we would know even propped up for all to see.

He looks like a corpse or a figure in Madame Tussauds wax museum.

[JDC]

15. Pure Mortician

But the hips of an angel....

[Talitha]

18. "... hips of an angel..."

Yeah, I noticed that - wtf?

He's on the cover of Time, yet he can't close the lower button on his suit.

High class... definitely high class.

[Poiuyt]

23. On a two button suit coat, it's proper to leave the bottom button open

But you're right, it does look funny. And his cuffs are uneven. He probably goes to his FIL's tailor.

[Talitha]

24. Thanks for this bit of info, I had no idea.

To me it looks sloppy but I'm 68 and am probably a bit old-fashioned.

I guess it's a sign of the times.

[Poiuyt]

25. I'm almost 68 too and definately old school when it comes to style

I think he's wearing a "skinny suit," which doesn't work well with his magnificent birthing hips.

[smirkymonkey]

19. What a creep!

Honestly, he scares the crap out of me. He does not look human to me.

[Totally Tunsie]

22. To me, he gives off a Hitler's Youth vibe...can picture him in a German uniform.

He is one scary dude.

[blueinredohio]

7. Checking out which country doesn't have extradition with U.S.

[Bev54]

12. Why isn't he with Mnuchin in the middle east? n/t

[Ferrets are Cool]

13. Somewhere trying to steal more money from America, I'm sure.

[Trenzalore]

14. Jared is # 2 on the list the orange one is going to blame if he loses

Parscale being #1

[Grammy23]

16. Why does he always look like a mannequin?

He looks like he has about as much life in him as a department store mannequin. And is just about as animated.

[Xolodno]

17. He went to Jared!

That jewelry company has to be seriously considering a name change.

[Buckeye_Democrat]

20. I'll let this guy summon him from his PPE-filled crypt.

[DFW]

21. Prime real estate on Grand Cayman is probably quite expensive.

Choosing a new permanent residence there is a decision one doesn’t make without a lot of checking around.