*replace every new yorker cartoon caption with "Jeffrey Toobin took his dick out on a Zoom call."*

[Nevilledog]

Link to tweet

This thread is hilarious!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. A big fat K&R!

[bullimiami]

2. that is so stunningly stupid. the he thought the camera was off excuse is weak. hot mic dude.

except this time it was caught on hot video.

what a dope.

[Blue Owl]

3. It. Out.

[bullwinkle428]

11. This thread is freaking GOLD, Jerry! GOLD!!!!

[Budi]

4. Aaagggghhhh!!

Gag..

[BusyBeingBest]

5. What?....why?....

Just... ewwwwwwwww......

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

6. How is he going to live this down?

Jeez.

If you're going to show yourself a little love it's always a good idea to be sure your computer is off before you start, or at least that you've left your Zoom meeting.

[Nevilledog]

7. Samples for those who don't Twitter

(I know some aren't New Yorker cartoons)

[BlueMTexpat]

12. I am one who does

not use Twitter.

I thank you for these examples ... and am still chuckling!

[musette_sf]

20. "It's a Ziggy!"

"That irreverence, that wit, I'd recognize it anywhere. Some charlatan has stolen a Ziggy and passed it off as his own!"

[TheOther95Percent]

8. Smart People Do Stupid Things

All the damn time.

[Sherman A1]

9. Truly a dumb

Move on his part.

[Beakybird]

10. He's got to get a new identity. Change his name maybe to Wiener.

[2naSalit]

13. Let that be a lesson, kids...

Multi-tasking is always wrong!

This is as bad as Murray's Fart!

[crickets]

14. It's funny how well that works for almost every one of them.

The cartoons are hilarious. The reason for them is so disgusting. What the hell was he thinking? Never mind, don't answer that...

[Nevilledog]

15. Pretty sure every time I read a cartoon I'm gonna hear line this in my head...lol

[Nevilledog]

16. Kicking because this amuses me

[Silent3]

17. I had to pause Chris Hayes when the phone rang...

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And while I was on the phone, I looked up, and realized this image works with the caption too.



"Jeffrey Toobin took his dick out on a Zoom call."

Update: Caption edited into the picture itself...

[skypilot]

18. His hand gesture. Her facial expression.

Perfect.

[Nevilledog]

19. Ha!

My husband asked me something last night....totally unrelated to anything and I answered "Jeffrey Toobin took his dick out on a Zoom call." I bent over laughing and he was all..."Who the Fuck is Jeffrey Toobin?"

[MustLoveBeagles]

22. LOL

[Celerity]

27. Comedy gold!!

[MustLoveBeagles]

21. This thread is comedy gold

[Nevilledog]

23. Did you look through the Twitter thread?

It's epic.

[MustLoveBeagles]

26. Yes

It was awesome.

[Kid Berwyn]

24. The caption seems to work for every New Yorker cartoon.

“Jeffrey Toobin took his dick out on a Zoom call.”

[Nevilledog]

25. It really does.

[Baclava]

28. Awesomely awesome thread, those twitter toons are great!