Didn't get to see debate. How long was that fly

[TlalocW]

On Pence's head anyway?

TlalocW

[CanonRay]

1. 2 minutes 20 seconds

[catbyte]

2. I think around 2 minutes or so.

[customerserviceguy]

6. At least

the fly stuck to the rules of the debate.

[Mariana]

3. He was talking, so it seemed like forever. nt.

[macwriter]

4. I read ---

two minutes before it got bored and flew away

[treestar]

9. They say flies have short attention spans.

But that one was very patient.

[Best_man23]

10. The fly was looking to lay a maggot

But decided there are some places you just don't lay a maggot.

[bamagal62]

14. Lay a MAGAT!!!! 😂

[PandoraAwakened]

17. Actually...

Laying MAGATS (lol) is the more likely explanation for why the fly "nested" in his creepy hair as long as it did. Could have squirted out at least 150 eggs in that timeframe.

[whttevrr]

5. Not nearly long enough

Much entertainment has been derived from said fly.

[lunatica]

7. Long enough to destroy him.

[SheltieLover]

8. Fly swatters avail on Joe's website!

$10

[BumRushDaShow]

11. It was like it was stuck on flypaper

even with him doing his annoying shaking and tilting of the head, the fly didn't move.

[Orangepeel]

12. NY Times says 2 min, 3 sec

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/10/07/us/politics/the-fly-pence-head.html?action=click&module=Spotlight&pgtype=Homepage

While Mr. Pence spent most of the 90-minute debate avoiding direct questions posed by the moderator, Susan Page of USA Today, the fly brought up a slew of questions of its own.

Who will play the fly on “Saturday Night Live”? (Pete Davidson seems a good choice.) Is the fly liable to catch the coronavirus that has infected so many top Trump administration officials? Was the fly breaking debate protocols by not wearing a mask?

[Wawannabe]

16. Thread WINNER!

Fuckin funny as shit!

[roamer65]

18. Unlike Pence the Dense, the fly respected the 2 min limit.

[BootinUp]

13. I swear I thought it died from some kind of

Chemical exposure. That’s how long.

[Grammy23]

15. I was mesmerized and could barely listen to what the fool was saying.

He was unaware of the fly (or he sure seemed to be) and it was funny watching it get settled into Pence’s closely cropped hair. Like it planned to take up residence. After two minutes even the fly knew to move along like voters are doing now— leaving tRump and Pence in the dustbin of history.