Give a Man a Fish: The Tea Party Version

[Canuckistanian]

[Drale]

1. Give a tea bagger a fish and

he'll beat the guy next to him with it and take his fish as well, then he'll move on to the next guy in line, after all everything you he deserved because he's so "hardworking" but you deserve nothing because your a lazy freeloader.

[Canuckistanian]

3. Or else the Teabagger will help get a law passed

Legalizing beating their neighbor in order to either take their fish or to authorize some company to do it for him.

I'm astounded at all these "big gubmint" foes who are perfectly happy as long as it happens to the mythical someone else.

[JohnnyRingo]

2. Saved and Rec'd

Thanx for the graphic.

[yends21012]

4. Tea Party Version

A good commentary on what tea partiers say, but if truly written by a tea partier about 1/3 of the words would be misspelled and the punctuation would be incorrect.

I especially liked the revealed tea party hypocrisy in the line "...I expect to use the same government programs, but that's totally different because it's ME..."

[treestar]

5. That nails it

Right wingers are desperate to feel superior to somebody. Anybody.