Why won't Barack Obama release his elementary school report cards?
"Why won't Barack Obama release his elementary school report cards? We need to know if he played well with others. Did he bring gum to class? And if so, did he bring enough for everyone? I certainly hope not, cause that would be socialism."
-- Stephen Colbert
I mean, this is funny, but it also fringes to some extent on the birther thing.
If we do this, we are setting up for the need of a long form report card.