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Tue Sep 22, 2020, 12:09 AM

Republican Party changes mascots.

No longer are they Elephants.
They are now Hippos 🦛.
Because they are the Hippo-Crats.

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Funtatlaguy Sep 22 OP
BainsBane Sep 22 #1
regnaD kciN Sep 22 #2
lunatica Sep 22 #3

Response to Funtatlaguy (Original post)

Tue Sep 22, 2020, 12:28 AM

1. They've never been good enough

to have a majestic animal like an elephant as their mascot.

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Response to Funtatlaguy (Original post)

Tue Sep 22, 2020, 12:33 AM

2. I remember the old joke...

...about how the Republicans were changing their mascot from an elephant to a condom. They decided the condom was more appropriate because condoms:

Stand for inflation.
Halt production.
Protect a bunch of pricks.
Give one a false sense of security while one is getting screwed.

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Response to Funtatlaguy (Original post)

Tue Sep 22, 2020, 12:41 AM

3. A pile of shit should be their mascot

That a a few flies buzzing around it.

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