A few Facebook gems:

[1monster]

[iemitsu]

1. paul ryan looks like he has lost his dentures.

his smile is turned upside down and it collapses inward.
the look is common in nursing homes but rare on titanium bodied, runners/mt climbers like ryan.
maybe he lost the teeth while swinging by them from a trapeze, suspended between two speeding zeppelins? he did that to relax on weekends while in high school.

[tarheelsunc]

4. He also looks like a Reptilian

Yay for conspiracy theories!

[volstork]

7. If the snakeskin shoe fits...

nt

[BobTheSubgenius]

8. It's ICKE Time!

[Raster]

12. No... he has his fangs folded up against the roof of his mouth...that way they don't....

...interfere with his fake humanoid smile.

[freshwest]

2. Those first two really hit my buttons. Thanks.

[kag]

3. That archbishop's quote is adapted in one of my favorite songs...

And perhaps we give a little to the poor,
If the generosity should seize us,
But if anyone of us should interfere
In the business of why there are poor,
They get the same as the rebel, Jesus.

Jackson Browne

[Cha]

5. Thanks for the hard hitting

Posters, 1monster! These truths are much more effective when presented like this, imv.

I hope we can change around #1 should our country be fortunate to get a Decent Human Being Congress next year.

#2 is dead on. Nuns On A Bus want to talk to Paul Ryan about his "plan"..but, he refuses to meet with them. And, the grannies at AARP?..



http://www.esquire.com/blogs/politics/paul-ryan-aarp-speech-12930570

h/t The Obama Diary

[Indpndnt]

9. That link is HYSTERICAL!!

That nice young Ryan boy dropped by the AARP convention on Friday to assure the various grannies that his zombie-eyes were not really planning to starve them. The grannies seemed to be less than convinced that zombie-eyed granny-starvers indeed do not intend to starve grannies.

[Cha]

10. LOL! You made

me start laughing all over again..hiccup!

It's hysterical 'cause it's True! lolololol

[Electric Monk]

6. At least part of the text in the top one is a poorly done photoshop

Notice the perspective? The top and bottom are the same, but the middle is out of alignment.

[OffWithTheirHeads]

11. It's the thought that counts