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Fri Aug 14, 2020, 08:51 PM

There Won't Be A President Alive Who Will Attend Drumpf's Funeral

Carter, Clinton, W, Obama, Biden......they would probably All attend funerals for each other, even with some of the animosity they may feel.

But you can be damn sure that they all despise Drumpf enough, that they will find an excuse when his time comes.

It cannot come soon enough.

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Response to sfstaxprep (Original post)

Fri Aug 14, 2020, 08:54 PM

1. I'd want to go just to be sure the MFer was dead.

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Response to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #1)

Sat Aug 15, 2020, 02:42 AM

18. Ok, you can report back to us.

here's hoping your trip is soon.

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Response to sfstaxprep (Original post)

Fri Aug 14, 2020, 08:58 PM

2. I would want to make sure that wooden stake was firmly planted in his heart.

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Response to sfstaxprep (Original post)

Fri Aug 14, 2020, 09:02 PM

3. His funeral arrangements wont matter.

His grave, however, WILL be americas first public outdoor federal urinal (whether or NOT the feds commission as such).

I predict there will be so many 'visitors' that law enforcement will just give up trying to arrest them all.

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Response to Volaris (Reply #3)

Fri Aug 14, 2020, 09:37 PM

4. He's been waiting for those golden moments

Now he'll get them for free.

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Response to RainCaster (Reply #4)

Fri Aug 14, 2020, 10:36 PM

9. You got me laughing.

No payoffs for silence required!

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Response to Volaris (Reply #3)

Fri Aug 14, 2020, 10:08 PM

7. I think he'll be cremated, and turned

into one of those artsy glass things that Ivanka will put on her mantle.

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Response to Volaris (Reply #3)

Fri Aug 14, 2020, 10:19 PM

8. I've wondered if it would be in a public place

Maybe they’ll bury him on the 18th hole of Doral or in one of the asbestos filled scab built walls at Dump Tower.

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Response to BannonsLiver (Reply #8)

Fri Aug 14, 2020, 10:39 PM

10. That fat fucker will INSIST on being buried at Arlington, you mark my words.

As for his mar a lago, it should be seized by the treasury for recoupment, turned into his presidential 'library'...

And then brick over his precious fucking golf course with the names of all the covid dead.

4.5 square feet EACH, oughta about do it.

Because fuck fascists, THATS WHY.

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Response to Volaris (Reply #10)

Fri Aug 14, 2020, 10:40 PM

11. Yeah, you're right.

Also agree on the golf course. Seize it all!

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Response to BannonsLiver (Reply #8)

Fri Aug 14, 2020, 10:56 PM

13. I hear Lenin's mausoleum in Red Square is looking for a tenant.........

Of course, Donnie has probly stiffed 'em on the rent......?

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Response to sfstaxprep (Original post)

Fri Aug 14, 2020, 09:49 PM

5. Any President alive will attend.

They wouldn't want anyone to have the excuse not to attend their's.

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Response to sfstaxprep (Original post)

Fri Aug 14, 2020, 09:51 PM

6. I'd go just so I could dance in the aisles

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Response to sfstaxprep (Original post)

Fri Aug 14, 2020, 10:44 PM

12. The funeral scene from "Charade" immediately came to mind.

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Response to niyad (Reply #12)

Sat Aug 15, 2020, 02:17 AM

17. Funny! I was just thinking the same thing, especially the part

where George Kennedy walks in and sticks a pin into the body just to make sure he's dead.

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Response to sfstaxprep (Original post)

Fri Aug 14, 2020, 11:23 PM

14. This is what they're going to have to do with Trump after he dies

Step 1: Cremate him.
Step 2: Take the urn to Scranton Army Ammunition Plant and have him mixed with the explosive filler of an artillery shell.
Step 3: Take the shell to Fort Hood and fuze it to detonate a thousand feet above the ground.
Step 4: Wait until the wind really starts blowing hard before firing it.

It's either that or bury him in an unmarked grave. Do you realize what 250,000 gallons of untreated urine a year is going to do to the water table wherever they put him?

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Response to sfstaxprep (Original post)

Sat Aug 15, 2020, 12:13 AM

15. I don't know about that

Several of the presidents on that list are too classy to break with tradition by refusing to attend the funeral of a fellow past president, even if he would do the same to them in a heartbeat.

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Response to sfstaxprep (Original post)

Sat Aug 15, 2020, 12:24 AM

16. $100 says its a private funeral on one of his properties.

That he converts into a "Library". It will go belly up the first year...and some park service takes over.

Only immediate family and no public. His wishes of course will probably to be paraded in DC, but....I think his family will just do away with him quietly. Then they fight over the estate, write tell all books, etc.

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Response to sfstaxprep (Original post)

Sat Aug 15, 2020, 02:58 AM

19. There will be dancing in the Streets!

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