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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)Donald J. Trump ridiculed Joe Biden on Monday for dragging out his search for a running mate instead of picking the first clown who says yes.
Sleepy Joe is wasting time with all this vetting, Trump told reporters. Just pick someone whos totally desperate.
Find an elected official who doesnt have a chance in hell of getting reëlected in his home state, he said. Hell be overjoyed that you saved him from the junk heap.
Additionally, Trump said, one should choose a Vice-Presidential candidate whos so hopeless, he couldnt get a real job if he tried.
The more pathetic he is, the better, the President said.
Trump noted that choosing a candidate who is terrified hell never work again has major benefits if one ultimately makes it to the White House.
Hell spend the next four years sucking up to you like you wouldnt believe, Trump said. Its a beautiful thing.
Short article, no more at liink: https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-accuses-biden-of-dragging-out-vp-search-instead-of-picking-first-clown-who-says-yes
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