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Thu Aug 6, 2020, 06:03 PM

God is reportedly getting a security detail as we speak.



A completely deranged Trump claims Joe Biden will "hurt God" if elected president

So let me get this straight, a happily married catholic chap will hurt God, while a thrice married, porn shagging, grab then by the pussy, guy, who would literally burst into flames, if he ever went to an actual church is saying this. He is such a fucking nazi.

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Reply God is reportedly getting a security detail as we speak. (Original post)
Soph0571 Aug 6 OP
Stallion Aug 6 #1
soothsayer Aug 6 #3
volstork Aug 6 #9
soothsayer Aug 6 #2
LuvNewcastle Aug 6 #4
magicarpet Aug 6 #5
keithbvadu2 Aug 6 #19
Thekaspervote Aug 6 #6
ProfessorGAC Aug 6 #7
whttevrr Aug 6 #8
mr_lebowski Aug 6 #10
scarletwoman Aug 6 #11
KS Toronado Aug 6 #23
smirkymonkey Aug 6 #12
mr_lebowski Aug 6 #14
kentuck Aug 6 #13
mr_lebowski Aug 6 #15
warmfeet Aug 6 #16
Mr. Ected Aug 6 #17
bucolic_frolic Aug 6 #18
KY_EnviroGuy Aug 6 #20
dalton99a Aug 6 #21
iluvtennis Aug 6 #22

Response to Soph0571 (Original post)

Thu Aug 6, 2020, 06:05 PM

1. Biden the Delaware Terror versus God All Mighty -- Saturday Nite Fights 7:00 p.m. ESPN The Ocho

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Response to Stallion (Reply #1)

Thu Aug 6, 2020, 06:12 PM

3. Sunday, Sunday, SUNDAY!

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Response to Stallion (Reply #1)

Thu Aug 6, 2020, 06:26 PM

9. OMG

Can someone PLEASE photoshop this?!?!

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Response to Soph0571 (Original post)

Thu Aug 6, 2020, 06:11 PM

2. Psssst. Drumpf thinks HE is god.

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Response to Soph0571 (Original post)

Thu Aug 6, 2020, 06:16 PM

4. You'd think that religious people would be

offended by this wanton, gluttonous, meth addict to even say the name of god. It's so obvious that he couldn't care less about religion. He worships himself. But a lot of people out there believe what they want to believe.

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Response to Soph0571 (Original post)

Thu Aug 6, 2020, 06:20 PM

5. God heard all about it and is getting one of these for self protection.

He recently was acquainted with the 2nd Amendment,... figured hell why not jump on board,.. and had his angels procure one of these.....

You know God,... he likes to go for things in a big way,... rath, brimstone, hellfire, and all that,... he ain't no snowflake lib.

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Response to magicarpet (Reply #5)

Thu Aug 6, 2020, 08:26 PM

19. Full Metal Jacket

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Response to Soph0571 (Original post)

Thu Aug 6, 2020, 06:22 PM

6. Oh good!! We wouldn't want god hurt, especially by a life long devout catholic christian

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Response to Soph0571 (Original post)

Thu Aug 6, 2020, 06:23 PM

7. Has Anybody Told The Bible Squad...

...that what PINO says is blasphemous & heretical.
I'm sure they'd want to know he's not one of them. Being as how they are into bible & god-fearing, I'm sure that blasphemy & heresy are critical sins.
They'll dump him for sure!

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Response to Soph0571 (Original post)

Thu Aug 6, 2020, 06:24 PM

8. Awesome response!

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Response to Soph0571 (Original post)

Thu Aug 6, 2020, 06:27 PM

10. He's such a phony when it comes to religion he doesn't even know how to express ideas

surrounding the subject properly.

This is another Three Corinthians moment.

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Response to Soph0571 (Original post)

Thu Aug 6, 2020, 06:41 PM

11. Here's one of my favorite replies in that twitter thread:


?s=20

Tbh I wouldn't vote against the guy who has the power to hurt god.

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Response to scarletwoman (Reply #11)

Thu Aug 6, 2020, 09:00 PM

23. That's one is real good!

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Response to Soph0571 (Original post)

Thu Aug 6, 2020, 06:44 PM

12. I so fucking hate that guy.

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Response to smirkymonkey (Reply #12)

Thu Aug 6, 2020, 07:08 PM

14. This ... times infinity (nt)

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Response to Soph0571 (Original post)

Thu Aug 6, 2020, 06:46 PM

13. OMG!

Joe Biden is going to hurt God! And Guns! And Big Oil !

Stop him before he kills again!

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Response to Soph0571 (Original post)

Thu Aug 6, 2020, 07:13 PM

15. I'm surprised he didn't continue something like this ...

So, I was talking to God an I told him I says 'you know Trump has got the biggest, meanest guys, with the most fearsome weapons in the world ... I mean we could, ya know ... look out for ya'z?'

And he's so thankful you know, he cuts the campaign a check right then, and he's ... he's got tears in his eyes, true story, he was so happy!

Can you believe that?

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Response to Soph0571 (Original post)

Thu Aug 6, 2020, 07:59 PM

16. Joe Biden is just that powerful.

More powerful than God, apparently.

I am a no good Liberal, Progressive, Atheist. I should know from God.

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Response to Soph0571 (Original post)

Thu Aug 6, 2020, 08:04 PM

17. The real fun comes from watching them twist themselves like pretzels

Trying to paint Joe Biden as some sort of boogie man.

Particularly with 4 years of Trump juxtaposed to their feeble accusations.

You'd have to have your head stuffed up your ass through your intestines and out through the trachea to believe such bullshit.

They're definitely playing to their ever-diminishing audience with this. You think they're swaying independents?

No effing way.

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Response to Soph0571 (Original post)

Thu Aug 6, 2020, 08:06 PM

18. Yup, don't know why people are so afraid of calling it what it is

Nazi.

And let's not forget that movement had its philosophical origins in the mid to late 1800s, the age of Wagner, when Darwinism became popular to explain the classes, and even Robber Barons and Titans of Industry. "We're so great God put us here" is not a new argument. c.f., Sumner about 1900.

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Response to Soph0571 (Original post)

Thu Aug 6, 2020, 08:38 PM

20. Didn't he say Democrats are going to hurt the Bible too?

They best lock up all their Bibles 'cause Joe will send agents with Sharpies to make revisions.....

Same agents President Obama sent to take all their guns.......


KY........

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Response to Soph0571 (Original post)

Thu Aug 6, 2020, 08:42 PM

21. Which one is stronger: A demented pussy-grabbing coward, or a guy who can hurt God?

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Response to Soph0571 (Original post)

Thu Aug 6, 2020, 08:47 PM

22. Your comment nailed it Soph0571. nt

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