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Thu Jul 30, 2020, 02:35 PM

Ted Cruz looks like he has been stress eating over Texas going blue

Ted Cruz a few hours ago

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Ted Cruz a few months ago

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Reply Ted Cruz looks like he has been stress eating over Texas going blue (Original post)
Dr. Jack Jul 2020 OP
CurtEastPoint Jul 2020 #1
Ohiogal Jul 2020 #2
pandr32 Jul 2020 #11
gademocrat7 Jul 2020 #3
underpants Jul 2020 #4
procon Jul 2020 #5
Mopar151 Jul 2020 #6
Ilsa Jul 2020 #7
Shermann Jul 2020 #8
Atticus Jul 2020 #9
pandr32 Jul 2020 #10
Dr. Jack Jul 2020 #12
NurseJackie Jul 2020 #13

Response to Dr. Jack (Original post)

Thu Jul 30, 2020, 02:40 PM

1. Separated at birth: Dumbass above and Victor Buono

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Response to Dr. Jack (Original post)

Thu Jul 30, 2020, 02:40 PM

2. Please don't make me look at him.

I accidentally looked at trump today for . 0000001 of a second and thatís all my stomach can take for 24 hours.

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Response to Ohiogal (Reply #2)

Thu Jul 30, 2020, 03:50 PM

11. The sound of Trump's voice does it to me

I can't handle the nasally sneer that is Cruz's voice either.

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Response to Dr. Jack (Original post)

Thu Jul 30, 2020, 02:48 PM

3. Disgusting rethug

He is not wearing a mask. Neither are those around him in second photo.

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Response to Dr. Jack (Original post)

Thu Jul 30, 2020, 02:49 PM

4. Even his own beard hates him

Itís true.

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Response to Dr. Jack (Original post)

Thu Jul 30, 2020, 02:50 PM

5. Hey, a man gotta eat, yeah! And he been eatin' good. nt

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Response to Dr. Jack (Original post)

Thu Jul 30, 2020, 02:58 PM

6. He's using a Southern Strategy

Going for the Antebellum Planter look.

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Response to Dr. Jack (Original post)

Thu Jul 30, 2020, 03:05 PM

7. His beard is like Trump's hairstyle.

His beard is meant to cover something he doesn't want seen: a blooming double chin, I bet.

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Response to Dr. Jack (Original post)

Thu Jul 30, 2020, 03:17 PM

8. Lyin' Ted Cruz has apparently just been lyin' around the house of late

Full bag of Cheetos...check
Mountain Dew...check
Couch...check
Remote control...check
Fox News...eh, let's watch the Food Network instead...check

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Response to Dr. Jack (Original post)

Thu Jul 30, 2020, 03:20 PM

9. Is that first pic the "Cruz Balloon"? nt

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Response to Dr. Jack (Original post)

Thu Jul 30, 2020, 03:47 PM

10. Fat and ugly inside and out

The whole look works with his character.

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Response to Dr. Jack (Original post)

Thu Jul 30, 2020, 04:11 PM

12. How can someone who was bron in Canada be such an asshole?

That is probably the biggest mystery about Ted Cruz

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Response to Dr. Jack (Original post)

Thu Jul 30, 2020, 04:11 PM

13. Some men look good in beards. NOT Ted Cruz. Not Don, Junior.

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