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Sat Jul 11, 2020, 09:38 AM

If 2020 was an Ice Cream Truck



LOL. The scary thing is not that this year is as shit as a plate full of liver and onions, but that we are run by wankers who would defend their right to give us liver and onions instead of ice cream, and would then insist that the truck is actually serving ice cream, that it has never served liver and onions, then say they may have served us liver and onion but that is because it is for our own good, and that liver and onion tastes so much better than ice cream anyway... then they would repeat the core messages enough times that the base now enjoy liver and onions more than ice-cream because the fuckers they voted for told them so...



So very very 2020. But we know that ice cream tastes better than liver and onions however much they try to gaslight us. And if we take this analogy to the very end degree Joe Biden is a democracy flavoured ice cream. Ice cream for all November 2020!!!!

After all:


Huzzah!!!!

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Reply If 2020 was an Ice Cream Truck (Original post)
Soph0571 Jul 11 OP
soothsayer Jul 11 #1
Hugin Jul 11 #4
soothsayer Jul 11 #5
Hugin Jul 11 #8
soothsayer Jul 11 #12
Soph0571 Jul 11 #10
Mossfern Jul 11 #17
soothsayer Jul 11 #18
Hugin Jul 11 #2
Croney Jul 11 #3
Hugin Jul 11 #6
eShirl Jul 11 #7
Hugin Jul 11 #9
Mossfern Jul 11 #20
hatrack Jul 11 #11
Hugin Jul 11 #16
keithbvadu2 Jul 11 #13
Hoyt Jul 11 #15
oasis Jul 11 #14
soothsayer Jul 11 #19

Response to Soph0571 (Original post)

Sat Jul 11, 2020, 09:41 AM

1. Except I kind of like liver and onions

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Response to soothsayer (Reply #1)

Sat Jul 11, 2020, 09:42 AM

4. Me too.

But, not in a cone or on a stick. :bleh:

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Response to Hugin (Reply #4)

Sat Jul 11, 2020, 09:44 AM

5. Maybe chicken livers

I could get behind that

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Response to soothsayer (Reply #5)

Sat Jul 11, 2020, 09:55 AM

8. Can we compromise on...

Cod liver oil?

I've had some delicious foie gras made with chicken livers. However, once again, not in a cone or on a stick.

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Response to Hugin (Reply #8)

Sat Jul 11, 2020, 10:07 AM

12. Cod liver oil. Yuck.

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Response to soothsayer (Reply #1)

Sat Jul 11, 2020, 10:04 AM

10. Me too

We are having it tomorrow. But I still think the analogy makes sense!

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Response to soothsayer (Reply #1)

Sat Jul 11, 2020, 10:36 AM

17. I do as well

Unfortunately I'm the only one in my family, so I have to order it at the diner.

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Response to Mossfern (Reply #17)

Sat Jul 11, 2020, 10:36 AM

18. Diners are great for it

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Response to Soph0571 (Original post)

Sat Jul 11, 2020, 09:41 AM

2. ... with broccoli sprinkles on top.



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Response to Soph0571 (Original post)

Sat Jul 11, 2020, 09:42 AM

3. Hey! As a fan of liver and onions, I would rather it say

raw bell peppers and Jell-O. But I get the picture. 🙂

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Response to Croney (Reply #3)

Sat Jul 11, 2020, 09:44 AM

6. ... or mint peas.

As sure as ipecac.

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Response to Soph0571 (Original post)

Sat Jul 11, 2020, 09:47 AM

7. albatross!

anthrax ripple

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Response to eShirl (Reply #7)

Sat Jul 11, 2020, 09:57 AM

9. Noodles and cottage cheese.

Some things were not meant to be together.

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Response to Hugin (Reply #9)

Sat Jul 11, 2020, 10:39 AM

20. That's a lokshen kugel ...

the sweet kind is baked with cottage cheese, eggs, noodles sometimes dried fruit or pineapple.
It can be quite delicious.

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Response to Soph0571 (Original post)

Sat Jul 11, 2020, 10:05 AM

11. 2020 Ice Cream Truck sample flavors . . .

Steel Wool Surprise

Lint Brickle

Chunky Chewy Tapeworm

Fudge Pack

Minty Fish Flake

Bile Swirl

Essence of Epstein

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Response to hatrack (Reply #11)

Sat Jul 11, 2020, 10:30 AM

16. Boiled okra sorbet.

Dumpster fire gelato.

All fruits of 2020.

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Response to Soph0571 (Original post)

Sat Jul 11, 2020, 10:17 AM

13. I'll go for the liver. You can have my onions.

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Response to keithbvadu2 (Reply #13)

Sat Jul 11, 2020, 10:25 AM

15. Same here.

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Response to Soph0571 (Original post)

Sat Jul 11, 2020, 10:22 AM

14. Make mine pistachio.

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Response to oasis (Reply #14)

Sat Jul 11, 2020, 10:37 AM

19. Yum

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