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Mon Jun 29, 2020, 05:08 PM

Psst, Matt Gaetz: Donald Trump is the president currently.



In Joe Bidenís America your job is illegal, you are locked in your home, borders donít exist, MS-13 lives next door and the police arenít coming when the mob arrives.

This is all of us.



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Response to demmiblue (Original post)

Mon Jun 29, 2020, 05:17 PM

1. Honey could you point your gun at the unwashed intruders,...

... and not me,... your loving wife ?

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Response to demmiblue (Original post)

Mon Jun 29, 2020, 05:20 PM

2. But he thought she was the Hamberdler

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Response to soothsayer (Reply #2)

Mon Jun 29, 2020, 05:57 PM

10. 'Hamberdler.'



Well done!

(Actually prefer mine medium rare.)

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Response to demmiblue (Original post)

Mon Jun 29, 2020, 05:24 PM

3. Wouldn't it be easier just to send out Nestor, Matt?

Though it seems the lovely couple you so admire might have had a bag on, which is a sure-fire* way to appeal to Matt.

*No pun intended. Or maybe it was?

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Response to demmiblue (Original post)

Mon Jun 29, 2020, 05:25 PM

4. In a video I saw earlier, her finger was on the trigger, and

she was handling her gun willy-nilly.

My thought was my God that thing could go off and kill someone! Then where would she be?

If you don't know what you're doing, keep your hands off of a gun!

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Response to dmr (Reply #4)

Mon Jun 29, 2020, 05:28 PM

5. Maybe She Keeps Her Bullet...

...in her pocket!
It's an apt metaphor!

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Response to demmiblue (Original post)

Mon Jun 29, 2020, 05:30 PM

6. It looks like she's never held a firearm before. Even Melanie's soft porn photo shoot...

It looks like she's never held a firearm before. As soon as she pulls the trigger, that thing is going to kick back and pop right out of her hand. Probably even hit her in the face and give herself a black eye.

Even Melanie's soft porn photo shoot looked more believable.


Check out those over-filled lips! This is before she had her "kidney" enlargement surgery.

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Response to NurseJackie (Reply #6)

Mon Jun 29, 2020, 06:27 PM

11. That body looks photoshopped on her head so doubt it's really her

and wow, she doesn't look pretty at all - those lips are just weird

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Response to lettucebe (Reply #11)

Mon Jun 29, 2020, 06:32 PM

12. It gets worse! She looks like a blow-up silicone sex-doll. (Poor thing)

It gets worse! She looks like a blow-up silicone sex-doll. (Poor thing) She did it to herself. No sympathy!

https://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/article/donald-trump-melania-trump-knauss-first-lady-erections

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Response to demmiblue (Original post)

Mon Jun 29, 2020, 05:36 PM

7. I can pretty much tell who wears the pants in that family.

...and she probably doesnít realize the if that gun has any kick to it, she is going to lose some teeth.

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Response to demmiblue (Original post)

Mon Jun 29, 2020, 05:43 PM

8. Government always means Teh Liberals.

I noticed that the other day listening to Trump nuts interviewed on the news. Doesn't matter if Republicans are in charge at the state and national level, the diabolical all-powerful elite liberals are government and government is the enemy.

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Response to demmiblue (Original post)

Mon Jun 29, 2020, 05:46 PM

9. Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway have not aged well

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