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Fri Jun 26, 2020, 10:47 PM

Did you guys know the FDA just approved a drug that reduces your chance of getting COVID-19 by 5X?

Itís trade name is called Wearamaskasshole. Side effects include mild inconvenience, possible victim complex, fear of people thinking you are a sheeple, being ostracized by your anti-vax plandemic bros, and the power to stop your own asymptomatic transmission as this country stubbornly dives right on into that second wave.

Check with your doctor, or really anyone, to see if Wearamaskasshole is right for you.

*Shared from a reliable source: Anyone with a remedial understanding of how infectious diseases are transmitted.

😎

Sent to be by my daughter. 🤣

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Reply Did you guys know the FDA just approved a drug that reduces your chance of getting COVID-19 by 5X? (Original post)
herding cats Jun 26 OP
Alex4Martinez Jun 26 #1
herding cats Jun 26 #2
Cetacea Jun 27 #35
I_UndergroundPanther Jun 26 #3
herding cats Jun 26 #5
ismnotwasm Jun 26 #4
herding cats Jun 26 #6
not_the_one Jun 27 #31
LizBeth Jun 26 #7
herding cats Jun 26 #12
LizBeth Jun 27 #15
herding cats Jun 27 #18
LizBeth Jun 27 #21
herding cats Jun 27 #23
LizBeth Jun 27 #24
thucythucy Jun 26 #8
JudyM Jun 26 #9
herding cats Jun 26 #13
SunSeeker Jun 26 #10
herding cats Jun 27 #20
Faux pas Jun 26 #11
relayerbob Jun 27 #14
Aussie105 Jun 27 #16
relayerbob Jun 27 #27
SergeStorms Jun 27 #30
relayerbob Jun 27 #32
SergeStorms Jun 27 #36
I_UndergroundPanther Jun 29 #37
herding cats Jun 27 #26
mysteryowl Jun 27 #17
IronLionZion Jun 27 #19
SunSeeker Jun 27 #25
Cirque du So-What Jun 27 #22
relayerbob Jun 27 #33
c-rational Jun 27 #28
SergeStorms Jun 27 #29
lordsummerisle Jun 27 #34

Response to herding cats (Original post)

Fri Jun 26, 2020, 10:50 PM

1. I love it. Wearamaskasshole cleared my sinuses!

And that "personal body odor" problem? All gone!

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Response to Alex4Martinez (Reply #1)

Fri Jun 26, 2020, 10:51 PM

2. It made me 😂

I had to share.

Well, played on your part! 🤣

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Response to Alex4Martinez (Reply #1)

Sat Jun 27, 2020, 08:12 PM

35. 200th

Thanks for the post!

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Response to I_UndergroundPanther (Reply #3)

Fri Jun 26, 2020, 10:58 PM

5. I'm glad you got a laugh out of this!

We all need that right now!

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Response to herding cats (Original post)

Fri Jun 26, 2020, 10:55 PM

4. At work today

(We have to wear masks at all time, I am a nurse in a hospital)

We were talking about expecting to see a reduction in colds and flus, my manager say her call ins are already significantly less respiratory related, itís going to be interesting to see results next cold and flu season. We think the numbers will go down 😊

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Response to ismnotwasm (Reply #4)

Fri Jun 26, 2020, 11:01 PM

6. I hadn't thought of that yet...

I've been so COVID-19 hyper focused, but it's an excellent point. I may manage to miss the normal rhino viruses this season thanks to my trusty mask, social distancing and EXTREME hand washing.

Cool, a perk I'd not yet considered!

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Response to ismnotwasm (Reply #4)

Sat Jun 27, 2020, 11:01 AM

31. I would imagine that the NEW normal will be, EVERY cold/flu season, almost everyone wearing masks.

No biggie. Like W (the ignorant asshole preceding the CURRENT ignorant asshole) said in response to a question about global warning, WE WILL ADAPT.

This IS a way we can adapt to exposures to respiratory illnesses.

Unfortunately climate change will not be so amenable to adaptation.

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Response to herding cats (Original post)

Fri Jun 26, 2020, 11:15 PM

7. Ha ha

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Response to LizBeth (Reply #7)

Fri Jun 26, 2020, 11:55 PM

12. Yay! Laugh! ❤️

We all need a laugh right now.

I'm in Texas... I desperately need some humor right now.

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Response to herding cats (Reply #12)

Sat Jun 27, 2020, 12:18 AM

15. I moved to glorious blue after having been in red 25 yrs. Heaven, I am telling you.

Texas is getting rough. Big city?

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Response to LizBeth (Reply #15)

Sat Jun 27, 2020, 12:30 AM

18. The bluest city.

Austin. But, I'm hiding out at another home. I'm about to rent my home there out for a year to a person who just moved to the city. Which is completely backwards for me.

My daughter and her children live there and I'd been planning on making it my permanent home this year. Now my old dive in the country is all our safe zone. So, here we are.

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Response to herding cats (Reply #18)

Sat Jun 27, 2020, 12:38 AM

21. My son is in San Marcos going to Texas State. Small world. I hear Austin is very cool.

If you are going to live in Texas, that is the place to be. Humidity sucks though. I will take Oregon any day. We went into high 80's for three days and about died. Going to low 70's then hitting 60's for a day. My type of weather.

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Response to LizBeth (Reply #21)

Sat Jun 27, 2020, 12:50 AM

23. My type of weather, too!

I looked into moving there a some years back when my daughter was in college.The bulk of my family live in Northern California and it would have worked for me. Then, my daughter graduated, subsequently married and has since given me two (precious!) grand daughters. So, I'm rooted here now. It's not what I planned, but it's where I landed.

Austin is amazing, but right this moment it's not where I want me and mine to be until Covid is under control. Hays County is having a lot of issues now, too. Make sure he's being safe as best you can. We're living in weird times.

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Response to herding cats (Reply #23)

Sat Jun 27, 2020, 12:59 AM

24. Weird times for sure.

I am hoping mine make it to the NW. One loves it up here, the other really likes the SW and doubt I will be able to get him up here. But I have a handful of years before they settle then I may consider moving closer where ever they land. It is a bit of heaven here though.

Weird weird times.

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Response to herding cats (Original post)

Fri Jun 26, 2020, 11:27 PM

8. Whenever I see these folks protesting having to wear a mask

I think of a line from an old Robert Johnson song:

If you cry for a nickel
you'll die for a dime...

meaning, proportion people! Imagine if these folks ever had to deal with something like an air raid, or a famine, or being in a besieged city. Imagine them having to use blackout curtains and food coupons and gas rationing.

If these people had been in charge (or been coddled to like they are today) during World War II everyone in this country would be speaking German.

Then again, I suppose a lot of these folks would have had no problem with that.

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Response to thucythucy (Reply #8)

Fri Jun 26, 2020, 11:32 PM

9. Or more directly, imagine if they had to use a ventilator.

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Response to thucythucy (Reply #8)

Fri Jun 26, 2020, 11:58 PM

13. You're not wrong.

Our sense of nationalism has long since died under a cloud of partisanship.

What remains to be seen is how many citizens lose their lives due to said partisanship.

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Response to herding cats (Original post)

Fri Jun 26, 2020, 11:44 PM

10. LOL

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Response to SunSeeker (Reply #10)

Sat Jun 27, 2020, 12:32 AM

20. ❤️❤️

Enjoy, laugh and let your shoulder down. At least for a second.

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Response to herding cats (Original post)

Fri Jun 26, 2020, 11:45 PM

11. Kicketty Kickin'

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Response to herding cats (Original post)

Sat Jun 27, 2020, 12:03 AM

14. So stolen!

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Response to relayerbob (Reply #14)

Sat Jun 27, 2020, 12:20 AM

16. Not only will this new treatment

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improve your chances of not catching anything viral, it will also identify you as an intelligent, considerate human being.

This makes you far more attractive to the opposite sex.

No negatives in that new drug, really.

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Response to Aussie105 (Reply #16)

Sat Jun 27, 2020, 02:03 AM

27. lol, well, then there's this "drug abuse"



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Response to relayerbob (Reply #27)

Sat Jun 27, 2020, 10:54 AM

30. There was a woman in Miami....

(One of the morons complaining to the county board about mandatory mask use) who said, and I'm NOT making this up, "God made me without underwear, and I don't wear that. If God had wanted me to wear a mask I would have been born with one". Some people are just too stupid to be alive. I sincerely hope her "god " makes her catch the virus. I'm willing to bet she'd convert to a believer in science very quickly.

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Response to SergeStorms (Reply #30)

Sat Jun 27, 2020, 02:56 PM

32. I know. Truly amazing



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Response to relayerbob (Reply #32)

Sat Jun 27, 2020, 09:32 PM

36. That's about the size of it.

Then they want science to fix them. It's a damned good thing I don't work in a hospital. There would be more COVID-19 deaths than there already are. Anyone who came into the hospital with a MAGA hat on would be pushed right out the back door.

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Response to relayerbob (Reply #27)

Mon Jun 29, 2020, 09:17 AM

37. Hahahaaa

That is a great...the more you know..🌈🌠

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Response to relayerbob (Reply #14)

Sat Jun 27, 2020, 02:02 AM

26. Please share!

Make people smile. It's what we all need right now.

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Response to herding cats (Original post)

Sat Jun 27, 2020, 12:28 AM

17. Perfect!

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Response to herding cats (Original post)

Sat Jun 27, 2020, 12:32 AM

19. Liberals, introverts, and Muslim women are going to survive this pandemic

and apparently build a better society where people value each other not just themselves

Anyone can check the numbers for which countries have the most cases of COVID. It's not the most populous countries. It's the countries ruled by right wing idiots like Trump, Bolsonaro, Putin, Modi, Johnson, etc.

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Response to IronLionZion (Reply #19)

Sat Jun 27, 2020, 01:25 AM

25. Yep. Brazil is a horror show right now. nt

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Response to herding cats (Original post)

Sat Jun 27, 2020, 12:49 AM

22. Wearamaskasshole may cause butthurt in certain individuals

Talk to your doctor and get over it.

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Response to Cirque du So-What (Reply #22)

Sat Jun 27, 2020, 02:57 PM

33. Specifically

the psychiatrist

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Response to herding cats (Original post)

Sat Jun 27, 2020, 10:35 AM

28. You got me to LOL. Thanks for this great advice.

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Response to herding cats (Original post)

Sat Jun 27, 2020, 10:42 AM

29. And if you're a first responder...

They have a special N95 tablet that will cut your chances of getting airborne particles by 95%. Science certainly is amazing. Of course no one can make you use this miracle of science. Some people still think it's all a liberal hoax because they heard it in FOX Noise.

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Response to herding cats (Original post)

Sat Jun 27, 2020, 04:11 PM

34. Thanks, this made my day

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