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Sat Jun 6, 2020, 02:33 AM

Did Lindsey Graham really get a bottle job?

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Really? He's off getting highlights In the MIDDLE of a pandemic? And did I also hear he may have been outed as the mysterious "Lady G" by a porn star who claims he hosted a number of sex parties?

ALL THIS ON A SCHOOL NIGHT?

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Reply Did Lindsey Graham really get a bottle job? (Original post)
pepperbear Jun 2020 OP
smirkymonkey Jun 2020 #1
agingdem Jun 2020 #2
LeftInTX Jun 2020 #3
SergeStorms Jun 2020 #4
Captain Zero Jun 2020 #5
obamanut2012 Jun 2020 #7
Buns_of_Fire Jun 2020 #6
panader0 Jun 2020 #9
area51 Jun 2020 #8

Response to pepperbear (Original post)

Sat Jun 6, 2020, 02:48 AM

1. Please contribute to Jamie Harrison.

The race is very close, but Jamie has a very good chance of winning against Lindsey. Even a small donation can help. I just made another contribution again tonight. He can win if we help!

https://jaimeharrison.com/

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Response to pepperbear (Original post)

Sat Jun 6, 2020, 02:51 AM

2. he's a blonde??

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well, hairdressers all agree as women age they should go lighter.. Lindsey went lighter...I believe it's Clairol#45 Humpin' Trump Ash Blonde..as to "Lady G"....unlike the GOP misogynists who want to dictate who I love, I don't give a damn about Graham's sexual orientation...but if he is gay, why not come out...this is 2020 right?.. but I get it...Graham's "all inclusive" republican party hates gays ( Black, Hispanics, Jews, Muslims, Native Americans, Asians, the disabled, the poor)...they do however love blondes..

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Response to pepperbear (Original post)

Sat Jun 6, 2020, 02:54 AM

3. Yes

His hair is gray

Looking at various pictures of him, it looks like he may have done this from time to time. However, in those pics, the blonde is usually more washed out and not as noticeable.

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Response to pepperbear (Original post)

Sat Jun 6, 2020, 03:17 AM

4. He's trying to get on someone's good side.

I think he wants his newest crush, Little Donnie, to campaign like the dickens for him. Why? Why hang that albatross around your own neck? The thing to watch is if Miss Lindsey starts to turn orange, little by little. We'll know he's hopelessly smitten if that happens.

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Response to pepperbear (Original post)

Sat Jun 6, 2020, 03:22 AM

5. Oh. I thought you meant another kind of bottle job.

nt

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Response to Captain Zero (Reply #5)

Sat Jun 6, 2020, 08:58 AM

7. What is the other type of bottle job you mean?

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Response to pepperbear (Original post)

Sat Jun 6, 2020, 04:06 AM

6. Watch for other trumplicans to start dying their hair.

I'm hereby putting them all on "Heaven's Gate" watch:
In October 1996, members of Ti's clan began renting a large home which they called "The Monastery", a 9,200 square feet (850 m2) mansion located near 18341 Colina Norte (later changed to Paseo Victoria) in a gated community of upscale homes in Rancho Santa Fe, California. They paid $7,000 per month, in cash. In the same month, the group purchased alien abduction insurance that would cover up to fifty members and would pay out $1 million per person (the policy covered abduction, impregnation, or death by aliens).

In March 19–20, 1997, Marshall Applewhite taped himself in Do's Final Exit, speaking of mass suicide and "the only way to evacuate this Earth". After asserting that a spacecraft was trailing Comet Hale–Bopp and that this event would represent the "closure to Heaven's Gate", Applewhite persuaded 38 followers to prepare for ritual suicide so their souls could board the supposed craft. Applewhite believed that after their deaths an unidentified flying object (UFO) would take their souls to another "level of existence above human", which he described as being both physical and spiritual. Their preparations included each member's videotaping a farewell message.

To kill themselves, members took phenobarbital mixed with apple sauce or pudding and washed it down with vodka. Additionally, they secured plastic bags around their heads after ingesting the mix to induce asphyxiation. All 39 were dressed in identical black shirts and sweat pants, brand new black-and-white Nike Decades athletic shoes, and armband patches reading "Heaven's Gate Away Team" (one of many instances of the group's use of the Star Trek fictional universe's nomenclature). Each member had on their person a five-dollar bill and three quarters in their pockets: the five-dollar bill was to cover vagrancy fines while members were out on jobs, while the quarters were to make phone calls. Once dead, a living member would arrange the body by removing the plastic bag from the person's head. They then posed the body so that it lay neatly in their own bed, with faces and torsos covered by a square purple cloth for privacy. The identical clothing was used as a uniform for the mass suicide to represent unity whilst the Nike Decades were chosen as the group "got a good deal on the shoes". (bold mine}

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heaven%27s_Gate_(religious_group)#Mass_suicide

Substitute "hydroxychloroquine" for "phenobarbital", "beautiful chocolate cake" for "apple sauce", and "Diet Coke" for "vodka", and you're left with the scenario of 38 stiff Senators, propped up in their seats, still voting for everything "T" wants.

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Response to Buns_of_Fire (Reply #6)

Sat Jun 6, 2020, 09:31 AM

9. I remember this well.

The comet Kahoutek was approaching and Applegate believed that the Mothership was in the comet's trail.
By suicide they believed they would access Heaven's Gate. The men also castrated themselves.
That weekend, on Saturday Night Live, Applegate was parodied. He appeared at his destination and proclaimed,
"We were right about it all, except the castration thing."

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Response to pepperbear (Original post)

Sat Jun 6, 2020, 09:26 AM

8. L'Oreal?


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