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Wed Jun 3, 2020, 03:06 PM

A poem composed as I mindlessly mowed two acres. whattta ya think?

An Ode ious
The two girls I really love
gave me a little shove.
We know what would be a very good look,
But first we have to find that, that you know that book
First we'll tear gas them in the church.
That will help us sell more merch.
Then what would be really neat
is beat the press and peaceful in the street.
If the protesters still want to stay out after dark
we'll bayonet them in the park.
We don't see how this plan can go wrong
and after this you'll look super strong.
If our expectations it doesn't meet
You can go back to the bunker and tweet.

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Freedomofspeech Jun 2020 #1
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Nevilledog Jun 2020 #2

Response to gibraltar72 (Original post)

Wed Jun 3, 2020, 03:12 PM

1. Brilliant!

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Response to Freedomofspeech (Reply #1)

Wed Jun 3, 2020, 03:13 PM

3. Aw shucks.

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Response to gibraltar72 (Original post)

Wed Jun 3, 2020, 03:13 PM

2. Love it!

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