Where has Mike Pence been?

[Raven]

Keeping his nose clean on the chance he might take over if Trump resigns, or to run in 2024?

[dmr]

1. That's a very good question

Maybe the virus caught him and mother, and they're laid up in the Observatory.

They sure wouldn't want us to know about it. Not that we'd send a Get Well card, or noodle soup.

[essme]

2. At home

Lots of single women out there protesting....he's not allowed to be around that!

[Newest Reality]

3. I hear...

I hear he is compulsively jackin' to pictures of Mother in her nightshirt, so the stress is pushing him to hard core now.

[JHB]

4. His battery is old and keeps losing its charge fast...

He has a new one on order, but between Covid shipping delays and the trade war with Chynah, it still hasn't been delivered.

[mnhtnbb]

5. I'll guess he's sick with coronavirus and not allowed to tell anyone.

[Raven]

6. This was a serious question! You people are so dirty minded! I was

just concerned that Pence wasn't in his usual position....oops, now I'm going there.

[TheCowsCameHome]

7. Maybe that explains why Trump stands and walks strangely lately -

Pence's head isn't up his ass for counterbalance.

[Javaman]

8. the sentient houseplant was last seen here...

[chia]

9. OMG you made me laugh out loud...