Tue Jun 2, 2020, 08:43 AM
13 replies, 566 views
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Author | Time | Post |
 So, why didn't Trump open the Bible while taking the photo op? (Original post) |
imanamerican63 | Jun 2020 | OP |
| Newest Reality | Jun 2020 | #1 | |
| Siwsan | Jun 2020 | #2 | |
| pwb | Jun 2020 | #3 | |
| milestogo | Jun 2020 | #4 | |
| KY_EnviroGuy | Jun 2020 | #5 | |
| CurtEastPoint | Jun 2020 | #6 | |
| JHB | Jun 2020 | #9 | |
| Javaman | Jun 2020 | #7 | |
| sarisataka | Jun 2020 | #8 | |
| TheCowsCameHome | Jun 2020 | #10 | |
| Glorfindel | Jun 2020 | #11 | |
| NotASurfer | Jun 2020 | #12 | |
| Goodheart | Jun 2020 | #13 |
Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)
Tue Jun 2, 2020, 08:44 AM
Newest Reality (12,704 posts)
1. If he did...
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If he did open it, he would burst into flames.
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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)
Tue Jun 2, 2020, 08:47 AM
Siwsan (18,012 posts)
2. It was probably the Necronomicon with a false cover
Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)
Tue Jun 2, 2020, 08:47 AM
pwb (6,740 posts)
3. big words?
Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)
Tue Jun 2, 2020, 08:51 AM
milestogo (9,801 posts)
4. There's no pictures in that book.
Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)
Tue Jun 2, 2020, 08:51 AM
KY_EnviroGuy (12,566 posts)
5. He would have read a verse but.....
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the staff couldn't find any attributed to Republican Jesus ( aka Je$u$ )..........
Just a lot of stuff written by some brown-skinned guys. |
Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)
Tue Jun 2, 2020, 08:52 AM
CurtEastPoint (13,546 posts)
6. He couldn't find Two Corinthians
Response to CurtEastPoint (Reply #6)
Tue Jun 2, 2020, 08:54 AM
JHB (32,820 posts)
9. They'd wisely walked into a bar, and were unavailable.
Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)
Tue Jun 2, 2020, 08:52 AM
Javaman (56,759 posts)
7. wait, you are asking the orange asshole actually open a book?
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let alone a bible?
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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)
Tue Jun 2, 2020, 08:54 AM
8. He wants the first time to be special nt
Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)
Tue Jun 2, 2020, 08:58 AM
10. No illustrated instructions on the cover.
Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)
Tue Jun 2, 2020, 09:05 AM
Glorfindel (8,024 posts)
11. The lollipop he keeps in there in case of emergency
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would have fallen out.
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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)
Tue Jun 2, 2020, 09:23 AM
12. Rev. Armageddon T. Thunderbird?
Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)
Tue Jun 2, 2020, 09:26 AM
13. If he were a true believer he would never have held up that Bible
