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Tue Jun 2, 2020, 08:43 AM

So, why didn't Trump open the Bible while taking the photo op?

Was he afraid of ______?

I think he is afraid that he will be told to read a scripture from the Bible & would be embraced that he canít read it without messing up?

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Reply So, why didn't Trump open the Bible while taking the photo op? (Original post)
imanamerican63 Jun 2020 OP
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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Tue Jun 2, 2020, 08:44 AM

1. If he did...

If he did open it, he would burst into flames.

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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Tue Jun 2, 2020, 08:47 AM

2. It was probably the Necronomicon with a false cover

That's the only explanation that makes sense to me.

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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Tue Jun 2, 2020, 08:47 AM

3. big words?

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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Tue Jun 2, 2020, 08:51 AM

4. There's no pictures in that book.

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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Tue Jun 2, 2020, 08:51 AM

5. He would have read a verse but.....

the staff couldn't find any attributed to Republican Jesus ( aka Je$u$ )..........

Just a lot of stuff written by some brown-skinned guys.

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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Tue Jun 2, 2020, 08:52 AM

6. He couldn't find Two Corinthians

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Response to CurtEastPoint (Reply #6)

Tue Jun 2, 2020, 08:54 AM

9. They'd wisely walked into a bar, and were unavailable.

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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Tue Jun 2, 2020, 08:52 AM

7. wait, you are asking the orange asshole actually open a book?

let alone a bible?

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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Tue Jun 2, 2020, 08:54 AM

8. He wants the first time to be special nt

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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Tue Jun 2, 2020, 08:58 AM

10. No illustrated instructions on the cover.

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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Tue Jun 2, 2020, 09:05 AM

11. The lollipop he keeps in there in case of emergency

would have fallen out.

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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Tue Jun 2, 2020, 09:23 AM

12. Rev. Armageddon T. Thunderbird?

I think I'm remembering an Andy Kaufman movie, toward the end he's holding a flaming Bible and leading the congregation in chanting "seek, and ye shall have" which morphs into chanting "sieg heil?"

Been a long time since I've seen that movie, might be remembering that sideways

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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Tue Jun 2, 2020, 09:26 AM

13. If he were a true believer he would never have held up that Bible

for fear of being struck by a lightning bolt.

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