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Fri May 22, 2020, 06:27 PM

OK, Donnie. I'll admit it. You finally got dealt a shitty hand.

Daddy dropped a few million and all of his business contacts on you, and by taking that money and underperforming the average savings account, you still managed to parlay it into a small fortune.

But your name was out there, and when the time came, fueled by your humiliation at a never-to-be forgotten White House Press Dinner, you decided to launch a quixotic bid for the Presidency.

What the Hell, at the least that would give you a few more chances to call him a n****r, right?

But WTF? Who knew there were enough curiosity seekers, racists, and morons to actually ooze you into the Oval Office? You didn't really want it, but now you were stuck.

Damn, dude, then you actually had to do something other than declare bankruptcy when things went south.

In a perfect world you might have been able to ride the Obama economy to a second term. You wouldn't have had to do a damned thing. Just keep nominating whatever judges you were instructed to put forth, and try not to get caught grabbing a pussy on camera.

But suddenly, shit got real.

FDR had the Great Depression and WWII. He handled both of them.
JFK had the Cuban Missile Crisis, and he handled it like a champ.

But you got hit with a global pandemic. And your failures were exposed. And almost 100,00 deaths later, everyone recognizes your inadequacy.

You see, Donnie, screeching "You're fired" at Meat Loaf ain't quite the same as dumping a boat load of IGs who were engaged in their Constitutional duty to investigate the wrongdoing of you and your coterie of petty criminals and shameless grifters.

Advocating drinking bleach is equally unhelpful.
People also tend to pay attention when their President insists on repeatedly showing his ass.

So please, just get out. Hell, you were (sigh) actually a President of the United States of America. I know that appealing to a better nature that you clearly don't possess would be fruitless. But if you get the fuck out of town, you might be able to score the first Presidential plea bargain in American political history. Maybe you can parlay that into a few bucks down the road.
And everyone knows that's all you care about.

Now, just go the fuck away. A grateful nation will approve.


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Reply OK, Donnie. I'll admit it. You finally got dealt a shitty hand. (Original post)
11 Bravo May 22 OP
ProfessorGAC May 22 #1
leftieNanner May 22 #2
Laelth May 22 #3
MyOwnPeace May 22 #9
Laelth May 22 #11
MyOwnPeace May 22 #12
11 Bravo May 22 #19
MyOwnPeace May 22 #20
11 Bravo May 22 #21
notdarkyet May 22 #4
calimary May 22 #17
Faux pas May 22 #5
Baked Potato May 22 #6
alwaysinasnit May 22 #7
MyOwnPeace May 22 #8
liberalla May 22 #26
MyOwnPeace May 22 #10
marked50 May 22 #13
LiberalArkie May 22 #14
lastlib May 22 #15
Delmette2.0 May 22 #16
malaise May 22 #18
OMGWTF May 22 #22
backtoblue May 22 #23
ancianita May 22 #24
Aviation Pro May 22 #25
CatWoman May 23 #27
Initech May 23 #28
Stuart G May 23 #29
Initech May 23 #30
DIVINEprividence May 23 #31
Brainfodder May 23 #32

Response to 11 Bravo (Original post)

Fri May 22, 2020, 06:30 PM

1. K&R!

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Response to 11 Bravo (Original post)

Fri May 22, 2020, 06:32 PM

2. May I say Bravo!!

Excellent rant. And as things get even worse during the next few months, I wouldn't be surprised if he would take that Presidential plea bargain and get outta town. Only problem is, he can't legally live at Mar-a-barfo 12 months a year. Then it becomes a private residence and not a club.

Sucks to be you, Donnie!

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Response to 11 Bravo (Original post)

Fri May 22, 2020, 06:34 PM

3. "I will not seek, nor will I accept, my party's nomination."

I would love to hear those words from Trump, and I think that is his best chance to save face and preserve a modicum of historical dignity.

-Laelth

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Response to Laelth (Reply #3)

Fri May 22, 2020, 07:17 PM

9. HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Like that FAT EGO would ever let those words come tumbling out of his facial anus? NO WAY!!!!

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Response to MyOwnPeace (Reply #9)

Fri May 22, 2020, 07:22 PM

11. It's unlikely, I admit. n/t

-Laelth

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Response to Laelth (Reply #11)

Fri May 22, 2020, 07:24 PM

12. I watched the Lyndon Johnson broadcast

when he uttered those words - I was shocked!

I'm NOT anticipating the same experience this time........

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Response to MyOwnPeace (Reply #12)

Fri May 22, 2020, 08:02 PM

19. So did I. I had just turned 17 and, was a senior in high school.

Three years later my lily-white ass was wearing a green suit n the A Shau Valley.

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Response to 11 Bravo (Reply #19)

Fri May 22, 2020, 08:13 PM

20. OMG! THANK YOU for your service..........

I was in college at the time and went on to do 35 years of teaching/principal stuff in public schools.

Been a ride, hasn't it?

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Response to MyOwnPeace (Reply #20)

Fri May 22, 2020, 08:38 PM

21. Outstanding! After my discharge I went back to school ...

and attained a degree in elementary education.
I spent 30+ years as a full time public school educator, and after retirement I continued on as a substitute.

And, yeah. It's been one Hell of a ride!


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Response to 11 Bravo (Original post)

Fri May 22, 2020, 06:44 PM

4. He wants to keep AF 1.

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Response to notdarkyet (Reply #4)

Fri May 22, 2020, 07:51 PM

17. And all the perks that go with it.

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Response to 11 Bravo (Original post)

Fri May 22, 2020, 06:45 PM

5. Kickin' with gusto!

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Response to 11 Bravo (Original post)

Fri May 22, 2020, 06:49 PM

6. Yes!

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Response to 11 Bravo (Original post)

Fri May 22, 2020, 06:51 PM

7. Excellent rant. A horrible thought struck me while reading. If the orange POS had, from the

beginning, treated this pandemic halfway seriously and done a minimal amount of helping people, he would have been declared a hero and would be a shoe-in in November despite the damage to the economy.

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Response to alwaysinasnit (Reply #7)

Fri May 22, 2020, 07:13 PM

8. Well THANK YOU, Debby Downer!

GAWD, what an UGLY thought - that 1 correct move after 3 1/2 years of f**k-ups would save that pathetic fat a$$ for another four years.

I think that what irritates me most is that thought that you are probably so right - and ain't that sad!

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Response to alwaysinasnit (Reply #7)

Fri May 22, 2020, 09:49 PM

26. I don't know if he would've been a 'shoe-in', but that was his best chance for

another 4 years... but this fuckin' lazy ass couldn't see that... it would've been *hard* and he would've had to make an *effort* at things that he didn't care to do, or wasn't interested in.

He wants to cut corners. He just wants to make big announcements and declare victory. He wants the parades, applause, approval and admiration... but he's not willing to do the work that is required to achieve, ahem, *earn* a result worthy of such acclaim.

Who knows? He might've been nominated for an award or a prize? Something for contributions to medicine, science, public health, and saving the world from a pandemic? Did no one mention this to him?

But that would have required *work*, and it wouldn't have been *fun*, and there's not many doctors/scientists who want their pussy grabbed while they're trying to save the planet.

All in all, a no fun proposition for dear donald.

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Response to 11 Bravo (Original post)

Fri May 22, 2020, 07:19 PM

10. 11 BRAVO...............

I'm thinking you could take this post and sell it to some textbook companies for their history of the early 21st century of US Government. Lord knows you certainly captured IQ45's history quite well!
Oh, and the "firing Meat Loaf" - well done, my friend!

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Response to 11 Bravo (Original post)

Fri May 22, 2020, 07:27 PM

13. Got my vote

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Response to 11 Bravo (Original post)

Fri May 22, 2020, 07:48 PM

14. By business contacts, you mean the New York mob I am assuming.

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Response to 11 Bravo (Original post)

Fri May 22, 2020, 07:48 PM

15. The presidency is his 'stay out of jail free' card. He won't go

without a fight and a tantrum for the ages. But whether he likes it or not, on 1/20/21, we can all stick a fork in him--he's done.

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Response to 11 Bravo (Original post)

Fri May 22, 2020, 07:50 PM

16. Dear Donals, just fake a heart attack and bow out now.

I know you can do it, you have faked so much all your life.


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Response to 11 Bravo (Original post)

Fri May 22, 2020, 07:53 PM

18. Nailed it

More than half of that base will pretend they never supported him before November - you nailed it.

Rec

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Response to 11 Bravo (Original post)

Fri May 22, 2020, 08:56 PM

22. Shitler knows that once he's no longer president SDNY will be waiting for him with charges.

That is why he is fighting like hell to "win" again.

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Response to 11 Bravo (Original post)

Fri May 22, 2020, 09:17 PM

23. Kick and Recommend

You are spot to the on.

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Response to 11 Bravo (Original post)

Fri May 22, 2020, 09:28 PM

24. Indeed. "A grateful nation will approve." You'll get the highest approval rating of your life.

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Response to 11 Bravo (Original post)

Fri May 22, 2020, 09:30 PM

25. This 12 Alpha says

Fucking A.

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Response to 11 Bravo (Original post)

Sat May 23, 2020, 12:44 AM

27. K; R

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Response to 11 Bravo (Original post)

Sat May 23, 2020, 12:51 AM

28. He got dealt the dreaded aces and eights.

(look up what that means if you don't know poker terminology)

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Response to Initech (Reply #28)

Sat May 23, 2020, 02:28 PM

29. And I got dealt 3 duces...actually... 3 twos, which beat a pair of aces and eights..

So, you don't have to look up..I was a poker player..not bad, not good..but I enjoyed it..

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Response to Stuart G (Reply #29)

Sat May 23, 2020, 02:32 PM

30. Well the full house of three eights and two aces is known as the "dead man's hand".

That's what I was referring to. And Trump has been dealt that very hand.

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Response to 11 Bravo (Original post)

Sat May 23, 2020, 02:34 PM

31. Well said

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Response to 11 Bravo (Original post)

Sat May 23, 2020, 02:54 PM

32. Msg for Death Count Donnie, Get your dementia treated properly, golf all you want, just GTFO of USA!

Oh yeah there are people waiting for you, and don't expect a heroes welcome.

I hope you enjoy water sports if you go out in public, 'nuff said.

Rot much? We kinda hope so.



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