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Purrfessor

(1,188 posts) Fri Sep 14, 2012, 05:32 PM Sep 2012

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Headlines I would like to see in The Onion:

EPA to Fill Hole in Jackson Hole, WY, Rename It No Hole Jackson

God Strips GOP Representatives of Their Power, Appoints Eve to Leadership Position

Bain Capital Accidentally Buys Itself, Immediately Terminates Entire Workforce

Citing a Need for Preferential Tax Laws Closer to Home, Romney/Ryan to Sell Manhattan Island to Secret Caymans Island Consortium

Climate Change Deniers Suffer Heat Stroke During Antarctic Fact-Finding Mission

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Headlines I would like to see in The Onion: (Original Post) Purrfessor Sep 2012 OP

Some of those could be real headlines. liberal N proud Sep 2012 #1

liberal N proud

(60,332 posts)

1. Some of those could be real headlines.

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Fri Sep 14, 2012, 05:35 PM

Sep 2012

The way things are going these days.

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