What is that song? An idiot on my right and moron on left, & I'm stuck in the middle!

I am delivering a load of frozen pork to a customer in Oklahoma. I am standing by the door waiting to see if I get unloaded tonight or the morning. There are 2 other driver who are waiting there too. The receiver comes out and says he has room for 2 more loads in their warehouse. I tell him, it it fine that they hold me over until morning, but a driver gets smart with and says that he wants unloaded tonight the other driver got mad and said he was there first! I, at that point, returned to my truck! They were still arguing when I got my truck! I thought they were gonna start to throw punches! I don’t want any part of that! The receiver came over to thank me for volunteering to wait and was happy I didn’t get involved with the 2 fools! What hell is this country coming to?