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Sat Apr 25, 2020, 09:44 AM

I Had A New Cocktail Yesterday In Honor Of Trump.....

'Sex on the Bleach'.

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Reply I Had A New Cocktail Yesterday In Honor Of Trump..... (Original post)
global1 Apr 2020 OP
ProfessorGAC Apr 2020 #1
global1 Apr 2020 #2
ProfessorGAC Apr 2020 #3
Chainfire Apr 2020 #4
NotASurfer Apr 2020 #5

Response to global1 (Original post)

Sat Apr 25, 2020, 09:50 AM

1. Don't Tell Me

A shot of vodka, a dram of Cointreau, and 4 ounces of Clorox cleaner with bleach!
I just know those are your secret ingredients!

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Response to ProfessorGAC (Reply #1)

Sat Apr 25, 2020, 09:52 AM

2. With A Splash Of....

sarcasm.

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Response to global1 (Reply #2)

Sat Apr 25, 2020, 10:02 AM

3. Damnl

I should have guessed that ingredient. Stupid, stupid...

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Response to global1 (Original post)

Sat Apr 25, 2020, 10:58 AM

4. The lemon fragrance Clorox is my choice

with a twist of Lysol. Shaken, not stirred.

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Response to global1 (Original post)

Sat Apr 25, 2020, 01:25 PM

5. Now Applebee's has a new $1 drink for the month thanks to your inventiveness

Wondering if that'd be take-out only, or if the immunity conferred while consuming would provide leeway to reopen the dining room - only if every person at the table drank one or more $1 Sex on the Bleach drink specials, of course

And for Cinco de Mayo, please try the Parton Marchloritas...

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