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Thu Apr 23, 2020, 05:46 PM

Unopened bottles of Trump vodka shown to mitigate the disease

Now, Iím no alcoholic, but it makes sense that vodka produced by He-who-was-sent-from-God would cure this. Anyway, you have nothing to lose: prices of a bottle vary from 20,000 USD to 50,000 USD, financing available through Deutsche Bank with appropriate credit score. What is your life worth?

A free coupon for Trump Steaks is included, redeemability is first come, first served, with the requisite bottle of ketchup.

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Reply Unopened bottles of Trump vodka shown to mitigate the disease (Original post)
PCIntern Apr 23 OP
underpants Apr 23 #1
lame54 Apr 23 #2
PCIntern Apr 23 #3
Captain Zero Apr 23 #5
mwooldri Apr 23 #4
Initech Apr 23 #6

Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Thu Apr 23, 2020, 05:47 PM

1. The sad part is

Trump would still those steaks if he could.

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Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Thu Apr 23, 2020, 05:51 PM

2. With the horse race tracks shut down...

Trump steaks should be easy to acquire

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Response to lame54 (Reply #2)

Thu Apr 23, 2020, 05:51 PM

3. 🤮

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Response to lame54 (Reply #2)

Thu Apr 23, 2020, 05:59 PM

5. baaad, but funny

nt

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Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Thu Apr 23, 2020, 05:58 PM

4. If Trump were to actually consume said Trump Vodka...

... and come on doing his "briefings" under its influence, his briefings might make more sense.

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Response to mwooldri (Reply #4)

Thu Apr 23, 2020, 06:04 PM

6. The scary thing is Trump is this much of an asshole sober.

I hate to see what he'd be like as a raging alcoholic.

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