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Fri Apr 10, 2020, 04:45 PM

What are the odds King Cockwomble actually goes to church and not golfing this weekend?

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Reply What are the odds King Cockwomble actually goes to church and not golfing this weekend? (Original post)
Thomas Hurt Apr 2020 OP
MontanaMama Apr 2020 #1
Wounded Bear Apr 2020 #2
FiveGoodMen Apr 2020 #3
Blue Owl Apr 2020 #4

Response to Thomas Hurt (Original post)

Fri Apr 10, 2020, 04:46 PM

1. 0%

But if I'm wrong and he actually goes to church??? That place will burn down.

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Response to Thomas Hurt (Original post)

Fri Apr 10, 2020, 04:47 PM

2. I'm pretty sure all of the curches in DC are closed right now, so 0%...

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Response to Thomas Hurt (Original post)

Fri Apr 10, 2020, 04:48 PM

3. Zero

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Response to Thomas Hurt (Original post)

Fri Apr 10, 2020, 04:56 PM

4. Imagine Beelzeblob at church...

He'd pretend to fake-lip-sync the words to every hymn, shove the priest/minister/reverend out of the way to commandeer the pulpit with an hour of psychotic rantings; sell the congregation his hydroxychloroquine snake oil, steal all the money from the collection plate, and leave during communion to hit the nearest McDonald's drive-thru...

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