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Sun Apr 5, 2020, 01:35 AM

 

If you enjoyed Christine "I'm not a witch" O'Donnell....


...then Delaware has yet another gift for you.

We now have an honest-to-goodness white nationalist running for the GOP Senate nomination in Delaware.

https://laurenwitzke.com/




Lauren unwittingly participated in the pharmaceutical industries agenda which led to the nationwide opioid addiction crisis. Ironically, she found herself hopelessly addicted as well, and even worked for drug cartel families and illicit organized crime gangs from Detroit.


Where to begin...

https://laurenwitzke.com/platform/


Lauren will re-divert welfare programs, into an incentive program for marriage and children. Married couples with 3 or more children will receive financial stipends. Those who divorce will lose all benefits. These benefits will far surpass any potential child support received after. Single parents who marry will be grand fathered into the program for a period of 10 years, after which the benefit will only be applied for those who marry and have children together. End no fault divorce nationally.

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Reply If you enjoyed Christine "I'm not a witch" O'Donnell.... (Original post)
jberryhill Apr 2020 OP
TexasTowelie Apr 2020 #1
Walleye Apr 2020 #14
Celerity Apr 2020 #2
TheBlackAdder Apr 2020 #3
Celerity Apr 2020 #4
Walleye Apr 2020 #5
jberryhill Apr 2020 #6
Walleye Apr 2020 #7
jberryhill Apr 2020 #8
Walleye Apr 2020 #9
jberryhill Apr 2020 #11
Walleye Apr 2020 #13
mr_lebowski Apr 2020 #10
Walleye Apr 2020 #15
bubbazero Apr 2020 #12
jmowreader Apr 2020 #16
chowder66 Apr 2020 #23
canetoad Apr 2020 #17
jberryhill Apr 2020 #18
ProfessorGAC Apr 2020 #19
jberryhill Apr 2020 #20
ProfessorGAC Apr 2020 #21
marble falls Jul 2020 #32
jmowreader Apr 2020 #24
jberryhill Apr 2020 #25
mr_lebowski Apr 2020 #28
AmericanCanuck Apr 2020 #22
Takket Apr 2020 #26
marble falls Jul 2020 #31
DEbluedude Apr 2020 #27
Jake Stern Apr 2020 #29
ReallyLauren Jul 2020 #30

Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Sun Apr 5, 2020, 01:44 AM

1. It looks like she has all of the qualifications

to be a Fox News host.

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Response to TexasTowelie (Reply #1)

Sun Apr 5, 2020, 03:00 AM

14. That's it!

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Sun Apr 5, 2020, 01:57 AM

3. It's pretty bad when the white shirt can't keep up with the 'natural' teeth.

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Sun Apr 5, 2020, 01:59 AM

4. Songify This - I'M NOT A WITCH - sung by Christine O'Donnell



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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Sun Apr 5, 2020, 02:17 AM

5. I was just thinking about Christine O'Donnell and how she destroyed the Delaware Republican Party.

Sean Hannity and the Tea Party came in and primaried Congressmen Mike Castle. He was possibly the last moderate republican in the country. The right wingers couldn’t stand him. They were so stupid. They didn’t know how we do politics in Delaware. For one thing, primaries were a fairly recent development. Usually the parties held conventions. The Delaware republicans expected that Castle would be the nominee to run for Biden’s vacated seat. He was popular, a nice guy and very reasonable for a republican. He had won 11 statewide elections, twice for governor, 9 times for Congress. Beau Biden would have been his opponent, but wanted to stay in his job as AG. County Councilman Chris Coons was to be the sacrificial lamb for the Dems. O’Donnell was so dumb she tried to debate Coons. We don’t like carpetbaggers. So now we have the intelligent, well educated, dedicated Senator Coons. Mike Castle likely would have won that seat. Worked out well for Delaware, but the Republicans have yet to recover. We’ll have to see what this Witzke can do. Where is she from?

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Response to Walleye (Reply #5)

Sun Apr 5, 2020, 02:26 AM

6. Laurel

 


Deep in the heart of Sussex County.

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Response to jberryhill (Reply #6)

Sun Apr 5, 2020, 02:29 AM

7. That figures. They were the dirtiest players in fold hockey when I was in school. Still are.

I don’t think she’ll get many votes outside of Sussex Co. we’ll see.

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Response to Walleye (Reply #7)

Sun Apr 5, 2020, 02:32 AM

8. But she went to Goldey

 


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Response to jberryhill (Reply #8)

Sun Apr 5, 2020, 02:41 AM

9. Laurel High School? Dirty players. Caesar Rodney Riders still beat them.

My grandfather graduated from Goldey before it was Goldey Beacom. The campus was in Wilmington around 6th and Walnut. Met my grandmother while he was staying at her family’s boarding house. So, that’s how I came to be.

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Response to Walleye (Reply #9)

Sun Apr 5, 2020, 02:53 AM

11. Ah, Delmar apparently

 



http://starpublications.online/delmar-graduate-witzke-runs-for-u-s-senate-seat/

Lauren Witzke, a 2006 Delmar graduate...

Witzke, who attended college at Goldey Beacom and Delaware Technical and Community College....

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How about volleyball...

https://www.gbcathletics.com/roster.aspx?rp_id=322

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Response to jberryhill (Reply #11)

Sun Apr 5, 2020, 02:59 AM

13. Ah. After my time.

Don’t think I ever saw them play, though I was covering a lot of high school sports as News Journal photographer back then. Shot a lot of Volleyball, but not my favorite

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Sun Apr 5, 2020, 02:48 AM

10. Sheesh ... she really gives us junkies a bad name ... (nt)

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Response to mr_lebowski (Reply #10)

Sun Apr 5, 2020, 03:03 AM

15. Good one.

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Sun Apr 5, 2020, 02:58 AM

12. Dear Mz Witzke

to quote a line from an old song; YOU CAN'T EVEN RUN YOUR OWN LIFE, I'LL BE DAMNED IF YOU RUN MINE!--------------sounds like she took a few too many steps in the 'ol 12 step program.

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Sun Apr 5, 2020, 03:33 AM

16. I love these "end no-fault divorce!" morans

Conversations like this will be rampant all over America:

"Hi Julie, it's Mary. Can I trouble you for a small favor?"
'Anything for a friend. What do you need?'

"You know John and I have decided to get a divorce, right?"
'Yeah. But I'm not really sure why.'

"We've just grown apart. No big deal. I mean, he's a really sweet guy and I still love him, but we just don't want to be married anymore."
'Well then, I guess it's for the best. Have you worked out the property settlement and everything?'

"Yes. We're going to sell the house and split up everything else equally."
'Then...what do you need me for?'

"Well, a year ago we would have just gone to the clerk of court and filed some paperwork, paid $150 and waited a week. But thanks to Lauren Witzke and her kinder-kirche-kuche shit, no fault divorce has been abolished. Now we are required to have grounds for divorce before we can proceed. Would it be just slightly possible for you to come over tomorrow night and commit adultery with my husband so we can have something to put on this damned form?"
'Anything for a friend, hon. Eight o'clock be okay?'

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Response to jmowreader (Reply #16)

Sun Apr 5, 2020, 01:11 PM

23. Well done. nt

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Sun Apr 5, 2020, 04:32 AM

17. Done a lot in her short life

Jail Docketts 8-7
Posted Monday, August 7, 2017 10:00 am

http://clevelandbanner.com/stories/jail-docketts-8-7,63705


Lauren Witzke, 29, 497 Minnis Road

Arrested by the Bradley County Sheriff’s Office for DUI, resisting arrest, introduction contraband into a penal facility, Schedule IV drug violations (heroin), Schedule II drug violations (meth).

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Response to canetoad (Reply #17)

Sun Apr 5, 2020, 05:15 AM

18. What makes you believe that's her?

 

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Response to jberryhill (Reply #18)

Sun Apr 5, 2020, 06:33 AM

19. Is The Correct Answer...

...all of it?

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Response to ProfessorGAC (Reply #19)

Sun Apr 5, 2020, 07:07 AM

20. Lol, that's funny, but

 

Surprisingly, it’s not a unique name.

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Response to jberryhill (Reply #20)

Sun Apr 5, 2020, 07:11 AM

21. I Get That

But, it does fit her profile!

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Response to jberryhill (Reply #20)

Sat Jul 11, 2020, 12:13 PM

32. I dunno ....







I dunno ...

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Response to jberryhill (Reply #18)

Sun Apr 5, 2020, 01:43 PM

24. She's admitted to being a drug addict

So I suspect she's been arrested for drugs at least once.

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Response to jmowreader (Reply #24)

Sun Apr 5, 2020, 02:36 PM

25. It's on brand

 

But people from lower Delaware have a tendency to bloom where they are planted, so to speak.

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Response to jberryhill (Reply #25)

Sun Apr 5, 2020, 02:46 PM

28. May be a semi-common name, but when you multiply that by the % of people who are heroin addicts

+ the age, I suspect that the % likelihood that it's her is relatively high.

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Sun Apr 5, 2020, 07:17 AM

22. She is qualified to be a right winger for sure

 

Senator? Not so much.

I think she is just trying to get Trump's "eye" so she can become a cabinet level secretary or a federal judge or something.

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Sun Apr 5, 2020, 02:38 PM

26. "Those who divorce will lose all benefits"

so she's going to punish children if their parents can't make a marriage work? That is some sick sadistic shit right there

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Response to Takket (Reply #26)

Sat Jul 11, 2020, 12:06 PM

31. Well, she is crazy.

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Sun Apr 5, 2020, 02:39 PM

27. LSD...

..Lower, Slower, Delaware. Home sweet home!

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Sun Apr 5, 2020, 02:56 PM

29. I actually agree with her on something

From her platform on foreign policy which discusses her view that the military should be

"used strictly for the defense of our nation at home. She will not support meddling in the affairs of foreign nations, and rejects regime change abroad."


As for the rest. . . .uh NO.

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