Alabama, Mississippi, Georgia governors approve KKK masks as face covers during this minor flu event

[BamaRefugee]

"It was the only way to get these peckerwoods to actually wear something" they stated in a joint press conference. "alternatively, we highly recommend Confederate flags wrapped around your mouth and nose."

None of the governors would say whether they intended to immediately begin wearing their hoods, but one noted "my great grandiddy's hood is right up on the shelf in the hall closet, sparkling white and ready to go".

Yeah, it's , or is it? I'm born and raised in Alabama, Florida, South Carolina and Georgia, so I'm entitled to tell it like it STILL is.

[nilram]

1. You had me. Seems plausible.

[Flaleftist]

2. Andy Borowitz, is that you ?

lol

[BamaRefugee]

4. Uh oh, did he write something similar? This just popped out of my feeble Southern head ;-)

[Flaleftist]

5. No. It was a compliment.

[MyOwnPeace]

3. O-M-G!

So now anytime we see something TOO crazy to be true - but still could be - we have to check to see if it is really "The Onion" - or "BamaRefugee!"

[cojoel]

6. They also advise in certain situations

it may be necessary to wear a "Make America Great Again" Hat over the pointed part

[BamaRefugee]

7. Trump is releasing new hats:MAKKKE AMERIKKKA GREAT AGAIN