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Tue Mar 24, 2020, 07:43 PM

Trump Invokes Defense Production Act to (laugh)

Trump Invokes Defense Production Act to Mass-Produce Gallons of Spray Tan

Trump said that, although he had been reluctant to invoke the DPA, "people are going to lose their tans within days if nothing is done."

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Under the order, the specific hue of spray tan that Trump has demanded will be pumped out by retrofitted factories that normally manufacture orange paint.

White House sources confirmed that Trump has also invoked the Defense Production Act to manufacture Sharpies, yellow hair dye, and one eighteen-hole indoor golf course.

-- by Andy Borowitz

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Response to Ilsa (Original post)

Tue Mar 24, 2020, 07:45 PM

1. That's not spray tan on his face

He's the first man ever to kiss his own ass, and it wasn't very clean.

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Response to Xipe Totec (Reply #1)

Tue Mar 24, 2020, 07:51 PM

2. Haaaaa!!!!! Hahahaha. nt

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