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Sun Mar 22, 2020, 05:17 PM

The latest Facebook explanation for COVID 19...

It is God's punishment cuz we attend too many movies, plays, sporting events, and too much consumerism and not enough time playing a pod person in church.

See how easy an explanation it is...the divine, loving, forgiving, all powerful, all knowing God is having a jealous snit and acting out.

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Reply The latest Facebook explanation for COVID 19... (Original post)
Thomas Hurt Mar 2020 OP
TreasonousBastard Mar 2020 #1
lambchopp59 Mar 2020 #2
Laffy Kat Mar 2020 #3
rockfordfile Mar 2020 #4
fleur-de-lisa Mar 2020 #5
Thomas Hurt Mar 2020 #6

Response to Thomas Hurt (Original post)

Sun Mar 22, 2020, 05:19 PM

1. I thought Facebook was God's punishment for being a dumbass.

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Response to Thomas Hurt (Original post)

Sun Mar 22, 2020, 05:21 PM

2. Oh, yes. Just as Ghod destroyed the churches in the 1906 quake...

But the distillery remained standing.
I'd read the posts circulating on other social media about a preecher claiming this is punishment for allowing gay marriage.

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Response to Thomas Hurt (Original post)

Sun Mar 22, 2020, 05:24 PM

3. During the black plague, citizens marched around chanting and...

Self-flagellating themselves to a bloody pulp. We really haven't evolved much, obviously

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Response to Thomas Hurt (Original post)

Sun Mar 22, 2020, 05:25 PM

4. That's your problem going to a un-American company like facebook

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Response to Thomas Hurt (Original post)

Sun Mar 22, 2020, 06:14 PM

5. It's Dog's punishment for putting the Orange Antichrist in the White House.

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Response to fleur-de-lisa (Reply #5)

Sun Mar 22, 2020, 07:41 PM

6. That is as good as any I suppose.

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