We need to start this...

[Happy Hoosier]

Corona Virus is God's punishment for Trump! (I'm an atheist.... I don't believe in supernatural beings).

[randr]

1. God sent us Trump

because he ran out of locusts

[Throck]

4. I'm thinking some of the locust have 2 legs now.

Darwin thang.

[magicarpet]

2. It is because trDump fornicated way too much when he was younger...

... God is still very upset about it and is releasing pestilence and disease upon America, until trDump's mushroom shrivels up and falls off.

You do not disappoint the Lord or break the Lord's commandments.

Amen.

[duforsure]

3. Maybe it's gods way

Of showing what a dumbass they are for believing anything out of trump's mouth.

[Happy Hoosier]

5. It's just curious to me....

That everything seems to be God's judgement for "teh gays." But they never evaluate themselves against their own standards.

Fuck 'em.

[fleur-de-lisa]

6. I live in New Orleans, where most people are Catholic.

I keep calling Dumpy the Anti-Christ, even though I'm an atheist and don't believe in such nonsense.

But I think I'm finally getting through to the religious rubes now that the virus has really taken off in Louisiana.

[Happy Hoosier]

7. Go for it!!

My in-laws are very "religious" and Trumpers. They are very focused on abortion (and are very conservative in general), and I've been hammering on Trump's immorality to them. Up to now, they have have been in the "God sometimes chooses flawed vessels" line, but last time I talked to them, and brought up how Trump totally fucked this up, I saw the first cracks. My Mother-in-law actually said that "maybe he has squandered God's blessings."